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how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

dude if you got it can I get a matching one!!!!

YES! we need to commemorate this beautiful collaboration

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable

The greatest trick the right ever pulled was convincing queer people that other queer people are the enemy

The split attraction model is not the cause of internalized homophobia. Transphobes are not transphobes because of neopronuns. Lesbians are not harassed because bi women exist. Homophobes are not homophobes because people identify as “queer” instead of “gay” or “LGBT.”

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

I think it'd be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me I'm being Rude And Disrespectful™ I just went "ya it's because I don't respect you" and watch the gates of hell open before me

Telling a boomer they're not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something

shoutout to all the books i’ve started………… its not u, its me i have commitment issues i still love u 

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

no seriously if you hate ace people get the fuck away from me. do not even try to defend yourself. i literally do not care.

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

cannot emphasize enough how good it is for you to make something with your hands. whether it’s cooking or knitting or drawing, it will nourish your soul. every time i cook i feel so much more energized and present, no matter how complicated or simple the dish is. and to hold the thing you made yourself in your hands, even if it didn’t turn out perfect, is even more beautiful. i promise that whatever you choose to make, it will help you in so many ways

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Full offense but sometimes fandom just totally make up the characterization of a character and then complain when that isn’t canon

I am indeed looking at every major religion

This is certainly a unique reply

The Jesus fandom hates when you point this out.

no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them