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Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
todays bird
if i look back, i am lost
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KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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News
As the Fourth of July approaches, a group of traveling merchants have arrived in town. The merchants, who are all dressed in viridian green suits, are selling yellow fireworks that, “Are made made from the sun,” as they claim. “Not the hot ball of gas that we see looming over us during the day,” they go on to explain, “but the other sun. The one that seeps into our subconscious and burns into our skin as we sleep, you know? That one.”
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You must re-make this blog, but make it super sugoi kawaii, oni-chan!
Weeaboos get 10% off cyanide pills sold by the door-to-door salespeople that arrive every night at 2:34 A.M.
Hi! Hope it's ok I message you out of the blue like this. I have just started a fan podcast for WtNV called 'Under the Vale'. It's a fictional mini-cast (each ep will be no more than 3 mins) about a woman named Charlie who finds herself in a cave with nothing but a desk and a radio. @underthevale is where you can listen to it. I am SO sorry about spamming you :( I just wasn't sure how else to get the podcast out there. I hope you enjoy, would be great to hear what you think!
Yes, it’s perfectly okay :). I listened to your fan podcast, and it is great! I personally recommend that everyone who is a fan of Night Vale listens to it and follows @underthevale; you won’t be disappointed.
WtNV geographical locations, Set 1.
Transparent floating Glow Cloud (ALL HAIL) for your blog.
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Fact of the Day
Pumpkins are actually large, oddly shaped eggs. What they hatch is something that nobody knows, as nobody can seem to remember the minutes that occurred after seeing a pumpkin begin to crack open.
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Things To Say During Consensual Sex
1. This is consensual 2. Don’t ignore the gnome, look him in the eyes 3. Meet my step-sister, her name is Margaret and she lives in that mirror 4. Briny depths 5. Dark Owl Records is having a sale on bees that swarm in the shape of dead political figures
Advice
Work hard.
Dream big.
Venture moderately.
Worry substantially.
And whimper infinitely.
Joke
Knock Knock. Who’s there? The Sheriff’s Secret Police. The Sheriff’s Secret Police who? This is where the joke and a life ends. Never question The Sheriff’s Secret Police.
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Official Notice
Time is money. Money is tangible. Rocks are tangible. You are tangible. That omnipotent creature, that is currently lurking somewhere amongst the crevices in your home, is not tangible, but it is dangerous.
Weekly Forecast
Monday: Partly cloudy. Tuesday: Light showers of dark, orange rain. Wednesday: Silence. Thursday: The insects are taking a day off, and will be absent from existence. Friday: The bells will ring. Saturday: Screaming. Sunday: Soft winds will flow through the air, murmuring secrets into the ears of citizens.
I am in the first three photos as Carlos the Scientist. The rest are people I don’t know. If there is a picture of you here, feel free to tag yourself and use the picture as you wish.
nightvaletownnews - Cecil in Second Picture
nerdfighter67639 - Fey the Computer
fedorasandkaijus - Cecil in third picture
My Cecil cosplay for Megacon, Orlando!
I saw you there. I’m fairly sure my friend( doingthescience) chased you down for a picture or two (You see he was dressed as Carlos).
You would be right, I did! I’ll tag you in the post shortly!
Yeah, you're right! I enjoyed seeing you there! :D
hi I am looking for a song that was the weather for Nightvale but I cannot find >.< I looked through all of them and figure I just missed it but I'm so frustrated. I went to see them live and they played this song before the show started (because they were playing previous weathers) and the only lyrics I can remember are something like "I'm gonna take you hoooooome tonight, I'm gonna take you home." do you recognize that? I'm hoping I can find a weather enthusiast to try and help me.
Sorry, I wish I could help, but unfortunately, I’m not sure what weather that was :/. I’ll let you know if I happen to find out though! :D
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Advice
Do it for the vine.
The vine is slowly creeping through a series of underground tunnels, moving towards you. It will be there soon. Protect yourself, listen to what it says to do, and do it for the vine, before it’s too late.
Tip
If you want to create an excellent summer salad to bring to the mandatory barbecues at your family’s houses and/or submerged dormitories in the moon craters this summer season, simply: 1. Find some lettuce. (usually in a store, field, or secret compound) 2. Deny claims that you will use the lettuce to commit treason 3. Chop the lettuce. 4. Bury it in the ground and deny you ever saw it when a man in a tan jacket holding a deer skin brief case knocks on your door and says, “Hey, where is it?” 5. Go to the barbecue and tell your family, “What salad? What man? I don’t remember at all.”
