Is That… Chicken?

Ruben calling Niall "pup". No way Richard Gadd doesn't read ABO fics.

imagine being so boring you can't enjoy richard gadd being the So So Big and Burly and Beefy Brother and jamie bell being the So So Very Lil and Petite and a Slip of a Thing Brother in their will-they won't-they fuck and/or kill each other drama. imagine having all this at your fingertips and not rolling around in the filth of it all?

hate bringing stupidity from other internet spheres here but half man mainstream discourse just being people going back and forth saying "its romance" "its not romance theyre brothers" "its abuse so its not romance" "theyre not brothers bc theyre not blood related" "step siblings are siblings" while the characters are assaulting each other and nutting over getting choked out and having sex while gripping each others faces and breathing into each others mouths and tearing each others pants down and falling asleep in each others arms and calling each other brother the whole time like the writers of this show have done everything. Everything. possible to shove nuance down the audience's throats and people are still like "reubens the villain" "nialls the villain" "they love each other but theyre not in love" OPEN THE SCHOOLS!