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Person B: You asked about teenage if something is wrong with them. Unprompted.

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Person A: I'm so polite today.
Person B: You asked about teenage if something is wrong with them. Unprompted.

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Priest: Confess your sins
Person A, guilty: I ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.
Person B, unrepentant: I shot god in the face.
Person A: Why were you asleep in the fireplace?
Person B: It was comfy.
Person A: You were sleeping in a fireplace while there was a fire there!
Person B: I was cold.
Person A: were we talking about again?
Person B: Prostate exam.
Person A: Right, so-
Person A: Why are you wearing a necklace made of human teeth?
Person B: Aesthetic.

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Person A: You do remember I'm a cop, right?
Person B: Yeah, in space. Are we in space? No. So you can't do shit.
Person A: Are you going to sleep?
Person B: After I eat God's bone broth.
Person A: Love it when my soul leaves my body for a few seconds. It's how I get my adrenaline rush.
Person B: Just go skydiving like a normal person.
Person A: Just because I am severely self-destructive does not mean I don't enjoy bubble baths every now and then.
Person B: Ah yes, the little things in life.
Person A: There's something in my eye.
Person B: Is it your eyeball?
Person C: Is it a spider?

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Person A: Don't mind me, I just want your organs.
Person B: To be fair, they are good organs.
Person A: Is kidnapping romantic?
Person B: The fact I can't tell if you're being serious is concerning to me.
Person A: Where should I put my ears?
Person B: Which ones?
Person A: I will forever live inside your body until you decompose.
Person B: Just because I said broth indeed of bones in regards to your spine doesn't mean you can turn into soup.
Person A, at work: If someone so much as looks at me, I will break down crying.
Person A, after everyone leaves except their coworkers: Nevermind, I'm better now.

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Person A: My villain origin story is that my girlfriend didn't kiss me before she fell asleep, so now I need to set something on fire.
Person B: Or, hear me out, you give her a kiss yourself.
Person A: Let the lesbians love you!
Person B: My moms are trying to kill me!