dress rehearsal? more like stress rehearsal

Transcendent in my tummy

I have a similar reaction to good pho

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

oh you like dark things in fiction? now imagine if they weren't fictional. not so fictional now, is it? checkmate darkshitters

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank