Chomp

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

This is what Republicans sound like

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

sometimes a trans woman will love you enough and feel comfortable enough around you to sing and you should feel so honored

ONE MORE PUSH PEOPLE

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

wet beast wednesday

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme