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Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

Well at least SOMEONE has read the sacred texts.

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

"Fill up," he says.

I never noticed Shane's little "oh" when Ilya says he's serious about asking him to take his clothes off over Facetime, following his father's death. Like, "oh, well if you're serious then yes, of course."

Imagining that Shane & Ilya, who knew only each other’s bodies for years, have a rule where if one of them brings up a specific hookup or old injury, they both have to share a memory from that same year. Ilya brings up the first time he fucked Shane against a wall & Shane tells him that was the year he had to babysit Hayden’s kids while they had chickenpox. Shane mentions season where Ilya missed the playoffs because of a knee injury & Ilya says that he & Svetlana spent that summer day drinking & reading hockey RPF to each other in bad American accents. It’s almost an apology to one another. A way of saying “I’m sorry I couldn’t let you in back then, I’m so glad you’re here now”

i'm close ☹️