Chomp

this just occurred to me but i think while shane’s safe space is on ilya’s crotch ilya’s safe space is shane’s chest. for no reason at all. except at tampa the first time he ever cried in front of shane he was safely tucked in shane’s chest. the first time he said i love you he cried and laid on shane’s chest while shane ran his fingers through his hair.

interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in today’s game?

a hollanov video goes viral and it’s filmed by a pedestrian where shane was carrying two grocery bags while ilya walked behind him trying to grab one of the bags but shane kept moving it out of his grasp and they appeared to have a very heated argument. and then suddenly shane moved one bag to the other hand and grabbed ilya’s hand and dragged him along. they appeared to still be arguing but ilya had stopped trying to steal one of the grocery bags.

Realistically there’s no way either Shane or Ilya use their local library HOWEVER i like to believe Shane borrowed a book about hockey as a kid and forgot to return it, then got so scared of late fines that he hides it under his childhood bed, not to be found until nosey Ilya goes snooping many years later (because is there any greater joy than seeing your partner’s childhood bedroom?) and convinces Shane they simply /must/ return it and of course Yuna overhears and insists on making it into a fun pr moment

WHAT does this tag mean

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?