night blog 1.0

do you ever just not wanna make pots on the internet anymore

your mom aged like a fine swine

my 4th of July plans include shooting off some explosively bad text posts

4:46 am and bread is still white as hell spread the word

You know what’s tragic? This website died but never had a funeral, was never cremated, no one did an autopsy, no coroners report nor death certificate issued, no coffin, no burial, no tombstone. And I couldn’t even find a grave plot registered to tumblr dot com anywhere in the world. Should I, nightbagel, professional shitposter, internet demon, haunted nightblog from beyond the grave, organize a proper funeral service for tumblr?

Did you know: Canada has no squirrels

I just logged in to tell you that everyone can delete their blogs now

unfortunately I’m back

have you heard about the new cryptocurrency e-cucumber? it’s for sending electronic cucumbers. you put the cucumbers in your bank account and they become encrypted into money