Driver

I didn’t have to but i wanted to, i suppose i can give you a hint but you could just go see what it is.. your hint is that it’s edible

He was...definitely too drunk to comment on anything. Or see you in nothing but my sweatpants. I didn't know he was coming or I would've told you, and I didn't want to wake you up after everything so you not knowing is mostly my fault.

If it helps, I wasn't expecting any of that either. Obviously, because I wasn't ready for it, and you wound up hurt because of it- Mm. I think I just processed the last week or so all at once. I need to check the locks again and sit down, I think.

There’s no pressure, my door is always open for you.. but sitting down sounds like a good idea, make sure you get lots of rest. I’ll probably be at the shop working on my cars than actually being home but if you do stop by just send me a text and ill pack up the shop and come home

...You need to rest more than I do, but I get the feeling keeping you out of the shop would be like keeping me from doing perimeter sweeps. I may also already be sitting on your couch, you don't need to hurry back on my account but there's your warning. All the unannounced visitors got to me.

...So now your car is out to get you? I should've said something before I came here, I can be out before you get home and we can pretend this never happened. You value your space as much as I do and I shouldn't have intruded. I just needed somewhere quiet to be.

Its more my fault than anything, i forgot to secure the hood and so my head paid the price, don’t leave I’m already on my way home, and yes i value my space but i also value you and i like being around you, do you wanna talk about whatever is on your mind?

I wasn't going to say anything at first, but I realized that you coming back to your apartment and seeing something vaguely me-shaped in the dark wouldn't be a very good welcome home after yesterday. And it would rightfully get me punched in the face, if not worse. You pick a movie, I think I can manage not to burn microwave popcorn.

I mean yeah if i didn’t know who you were id definitely spring into defensive mode.. but id like to think that id recognize you before i do any damage.. I’m almost home and i have a DVD of fast and furious you could put on

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

*i set it on his work bench, eyeing the empty coffee cups and cans* you look...tired and this place isn't exactly...clean

I live a busy life, i sleep when i can.. or when i want, but honestly it doesn’t bother me, as for the mess.. yeah it’s a mechanic shop.. its not a clean place around here

It's something *I mutter while looking around. I turn a give him a mom-ish look. I had some practice using it on my siblings * if you don't mind, if I leave with this shit this messy, im not going to be able relax. May i please pick this up

Uh.. if you want… but i don’t want anything misplaced.. it makes my job way harder if i don’t know where things are

I'll only touch the trash, if i find anything else in the piles of trash, where do you want me to put it ? *I start picking up coffee cans*

Just leave anything important where you found it.. and by important i mean anything that looks remotely like it belongs in a car

Okay, do you want me to sweep too ? *I keep gathering trash, making sure to check everything i put in the garage can for important stuff

You can if you want to.. I’m not gonna force you to do anything you don’t wanna do

*i give him a look* im offering uncle driver *i add the uncle part without a second glance*

Alrighty.. knock yourself out

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

*i set it on his work bench, eyeing the empty coffee cups and cans* you look...tired and this place isn't exactly...clean

I live a busy life, i sleep when i can.. or when i want, but honestly it doesn’t bother me, as for the mess.. yeah it’s a mechanic shop.. its not a clean place around here

It's something *I mutter while looking around. I turn a give him a mom-ish look. I had some practice using it on my siblings * if you don't mind, if I leave with this shit this messy, im not going to be able relax. May i please pick this up

Uh.. if you want… but i don’t want anything misplaced.. it makes my job way harder if i don’t know where things are

I'll only touch the trash, if i find anything else in the piles of trash, where do you want me to put it ? *I start picking up coffee cans*

Just leave anything important where you found it.. and by important i mean anything that looks remotely like it belongs in a car

Okay, do you want me to sweep too ? *I keep gathering trash, making sure to check everything i put in the garage can for important stuff

You can if you want to.. I’m not gonna force you to do anything you don’t wanna do

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

*i set it on his work bench, eyeing the empty coffee cups and cans* you look...tired and this place isn't exactly...clean

I live a busy life, i sleep when i can.. or when i want, but honestly it doesn’t bother me, as for the mess.. yeah it’s a mechanic shop.. its not a clean place around here

It's something *I mutter while looking around. I turn a give him a mom-ish look. I had some practice using it on my siblings * if you don't mind, if I leave with this shit this messy, im not going to be able relax. May i please pick this up

Uh.. if you want… but i don’t want anything misplaced.. it makes my job way harder if i don’t know where things are

I'll only touch the trash, if i find anything else in the piles of trash, where do you want me to put it ? *I start picking up coffee cans*

Just leave anything important where you found it.. and by important i mean anything that looks remotely like it belongs in a car

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

*i set it on his work bench, eyeing the empty coffee cups and cans* you look...tired and this place isn't exactly...clean

I live a busy life, i sleep when i can.. or when i want, but honestly it doesn’t bother me, as for the mess.. yeah it’s a mechanic shop.. its not a clean place around here

It's something *I mutter while looking around. I turn a give him a mom-ish look. I had some practice using it on my siblings * if you don't mind, if I leave with this shit this messy, im not going to be able relax. May i please pick this up

Uh.. if you want… but i don’t want anything misplaced.. it makes my job way harder if i don’t know where things are

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

*i set it on his work bench, eyeing the empty coffee cups and cans* you look...tired and this place isn't exactly...clean

I live a busy life, i sleep when i can.. or when i want, but honestly it doesn’t bother me, as for the mess.. yeah it’s a mechanic shop.. its not a clean place around here

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I have to go to space Costco anyway tomorrow to feed my siblings, I was just using up everything in the kitchen. Plus I've heard how horrible your cooking is and fast food isn't good for you 24/7, no offense. Where should I set this.

Well.. yeah i suppose you aren’t wrong… you can just leave it on my workbench there I’ll get it before i close up today… i don’t have a fridge to store it in right now

Im jazz *I gesture to the bag I was holding* i made a bunch of different things that you can just put in your freezer and put in the oven or a pan to heat up. Lasagna, spaghetti, meatballs, stuffed shells, macaroni, containers of soup, dumplings, and some sourdough

Oh wow thank you, you didn’t have to do that

I didn’t have to but i wanted to, i suppose i can give you a hint but you could just go see what it is.. your hint is that it’s edible

He was...definitely too drunk to comment on anything. Or see you in nothing but my sweatpants. I didn't know he was coming or I would've told you, and I didn't want to wake you up after everything so you not knowing is mostly my fault.

If it helps, I wasn't expecting any of that either. Obviously, because I wasn't ready for it, and you wound up hurt because of it- Mm. I think I just processed the last week or so all at once. I need to check the locks again and sit down, I think.

There’s no pressure, my door is always open for you.. but sitting down sounds like a good idea, make sure you get lots of rest. I’ll probably be at the shop working on my cars than actually being home but if you do stop by just send me a text and ill pack up the shop and come home

...You need to rest more than I do, but I get the feeling keeping you out of the shop would be like keeping me from doing perimeter sweeps. I may also already be sitting on your couch, you don't need to hurry back on my account but there's your warning. All the unannounced visitors got to me.

...So now your car is out to get you? I should've said something before I came here, I can be out before you get home and we can pretend this never happened. You value your space as much as I do and I shouldn't have intruded. I just needed somewhere quiet to be.

Its more my fault than anything, i forgot to secure the hood and so my head paid the price, don’t leave I’m already on my way home, and yes i value my space but i also value you and i like being around you, do you wanna talk about whatever is on your mind?

I wasn't going to say anything at first, but I realized that you coming back to your apartment and seeing something vaguely me-shaped in the dark wouldn't be a very good welcome home after yesterday. And it would rightfully get me punched in the face, if not worse. You pick a movie, I think I can manage not to burn microwave popcorn.

I mean yeah if i didn’t know who you were id definitely spring into defensive mode.. but id like to think that id recognize you before i do any damage.. I’m almost home and i have a DVD of fast and furious you could put on

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh

im going to blow up your loved ones.

For starters my mother already killed my father, my mother probably killed herself and @sierrasix-official would probably beat you to it, nice try though

ill nuke your car

Woah. Too far.

you ate all my grapefruits didn't you

Why the hell would i eat your food. Im not a raccoon

you probably did to spite me.

he literally said he didn’t

thats my child don't be mean.

Im talking to you.. and you called me old.

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh

im going to blow up your loved ones.

For starters my mother already killed my father, my mother probably killed herself and @sierrasix-official would probably beat you to it, nice try though

ill nuke your car

Woah. Too far.

you ate all my grapefruits didn't you

Why the hell would i eat your food. Im not a raccoon

you probably did to spite me.

he literally said he didn’t

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh

im going to blow up your loved ones.

For starters my mother already killed my father, my mother probably killed herself and @sierrasix-official would probably beat you to it, nice try though

ill nuke your car

Woah. Too far.

you ate all my grapefruits didn't you

Why the hell would i eat your food. Im not a raccoon

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh

im going to blow up your loved ones.

For starters my mother already killed my father, my mother probably killed herself and @sierrasix-official would probably beat you to it, nice try though

ill nuke your car

Woah. Too far.

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh

im going to blow up your loved ones.

For starters my mother already killed my father, my mother probably killed herself and @sierrasix-official would probably beat you to it, nice try though

you old ass man it's a joke

Old? Excuse you I’m not old. Im younger than you.

exactly how do you not know 67 then

Maybe because unlike you i can find entertainment offline.. and entertainment that has meaning instead of a random number.

you calling me a loser?

No I’m insinuating that your brain is fried if you think that saying a number is a joke

I have great humor.

No offence, but that’s not good humour

im being ganged up on wow

That’s a great joke.. you should tell it to people who will laugh