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forest puppy

that’s a deer

its a forest puppy

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

What sort of comedy is this because it describes me best

idk what’s funnier to me, pizza delivery wizards, or three owls trying to carry a stack of pizzas into gryffindor tower at 3am

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.

5 days in 1877 is the equivalent of 15 minutes in 2015

bitch, i ain’t cho chang

straight white boy culture is a gem