g a b

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

and this being the third time they’ve won titles for the same age division at the same location in the same season too

love love love this bd pairing

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

hard launch tour prediction!! Everyone is having a normal time. dnp seem fine. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “High Hopes.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “every snowflakes different just like you.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “High Hopes” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing their Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas hit. Everyone in the crowd is going to be ok. Then if things couldn’t get any more ok, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss their secret girlfriends, holding the straight flag.

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

going on tour to fuck in hotel rooms

going on tour to get "mr. and mr. lester"ed around the world