"Protect the innocent elf"
some friends and I were talking about our characters before a session 0.Β
I was talking about my Sea-elf Clericβs personality and looks. Our Druid added;
βI want to squish them. In that soft toy kind of way.β
Our Fighter added later, βI can imagine [His character] developing parental feeling towards [My character] now.β
Me: βGod is [My character] going to be the cute son everyone wants to protect?β
Fighter: ββYou leave my son alone!ββ
Druid: β"Never speak to us or our Cleric ever again.ββ βWho would win, 1 heally boi or 3-4 stabby stabbers.β
Me: βIβm laughing at how this is actually being considered."Β
Me: βInb4 everyone group hugs [My character] when he feels bad.Β
Druid: β[My character] proceeds to be crushed by both [Our Barbarian] and [Our Fighter]β¦And maybe a snake. Or a velociraptor.β (He is hooked on Wildshaping into a Velociraptor)
Me: "And he is just crying all the while. Be it cuz of the overload of emotion or cuz he is in serious pain.β
Druid: βIβd cast a healing spell to keep him alive.β