keep yo bad vibes outta my captain crunch

this is one of my favourite things on this website

I love art.

cute new neighbor just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from us then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them

cute new neighbor now knows how to make pancakes

Does cute new neighbour now know anything else???

cute new neighbor is the human equivalent of that potato peeler post…he has so much to learn

Have you ever considered the possibility of this boy pretending to be clueless in order to be with you?

nooooooooo, I doubt that

and that boy… was albert einstein

I’m the pancakes

“Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means,” -Johnny Depp

I love this post

i guess we know what it means now

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*