hear the sirens

“You’re not the first to tell me that.”

     "Really? Do you have a history of seeming apathetic to flirtation?"

"Kudos to you for that. Though, I did think I was doing a good job at biting, but I guess not."

     "Did you really? You seemed, uh...  rather unphased by it."

“How do you think that’s working for you?”

     "I think it was worth a shot but you don't seem to be biting, which I can respect."

“I’d be offended if you weren’t trying, so.”

     "Then I wasn't trying at all. I was definitely hitting on you."

"Are you trying to hit on me?"

     "My answer depends on how you'd react."

“Sure?”

     "I feel like I am beautiful the way I am and that I shouldn't change for anyone, not even for beautiful brunettes."

“Congratulations. Now get that hair cut.”

     "But this length compliments my cheekbones."

     "There are a whole bunch of dirty dicks that you just opened yourself up to."

Studying what exactly?

     "History."