thank you

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

june will be soft and sweet

AND GAY!!!!!!!!!!

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

Your body usually knows first

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people