if you don’t know how to do an oil change lower your voice when you talk to me

Once was poetic; Apathy and indifference, Left me pathetic.

how do you ask someone what soap they use without making it weird?

"I'm looking for a new soap. What do you use? Do you like it?" Or, you know, just don't be weird...

i am inherently weird so this didn't work unfortunately 😔

I thot you were a normie??? Hmmmmm???????

aren't you supposed to be asleep??? hmmmmm????

how do you ask someone what soap they use without making it weird?

"I'm looking for a new soap. What do you use? Do you like it?" Or, you know, just don't be weird...

i am inherently weird so this didn't work unfortunately 😔

I thot you were a normie??? Hmmmmm???????

aren't you supposed to be asleep??? hmmmmm????

how do you ask someone what soap they use without making it weird?

"I'm looking for a new soap. What do you use? Do you like it?" Or, you know, just don't be weird...

i am inherently weird so this didn't work unfortunately 😔

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

can one of the 25 people left free my stupid blog from imprisonment so i can get my archive back????

staff ill throat you if you take my blog off review.

Just me and you in a hotel room. Nothing on but the soil that fell over our heads