Nibblonian Life

Overheard at The Washington Post  (via washingtonpost)

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Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

“I’m going to build a rocket ship out of a trash can and some wood and a bubble that never pops, and then I’m going to test it out to see if it goes somewhere, and if it goes somewhere, I’ll go to outer space and see things that people never even saw before.”

The ultimate guide to a successful Eurovision Song!

Justin Timberlake at Eurovision 2016 had me like

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

Welcome to May!! (x)