✧ INBOX. —— @nhalf

you all know how ask meme etiquette goes

“i have not downloaded kik ever since i deleted it when i was 12 bc someone sent me a dick pic labelled ‘want to see my onyx’“

“i can’t cum in call”

“[name] HAS CRABS”

“i’ll bring my minecraft shirt”

“ ugh we’re so problematic“

“what if you put your worm up my n-nostril.”

“WHAT IS A CALIFORNIA”

“i can’t believe your going into menopause at 17″

“[name]  goes from hunk to twink in SECONDS… ideal man.“

*links magical girl parody hentai in group chat*

“real nsfw i want to shed my mortal skin and become a being incapable of comprehension by mere human minds”

“wake up and sext me, fool”

“this is [name]phobic”

“MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE DICK”

“is this the california ive heard so much about?”

“it’s okay, i support you and your murder”

“ugh their mind”

“i regret my entire life”

“cheese dick sent [name] to the ER”

“oh shit macklemore is here?”

“anyone here play minecraft?”

“i only play roblox”

*chews on a condom*

“this is making me straight”

“that’s surprisingly un-horny of you”

“thats suprisingly super fucking cheesy”

“that’s the least arousing thing i’ve seen”

“send my minecraft porn first”

“please delete those messages before i burn them down myself”

“just fuck in the hallway like the hets do”

I HATE ALL OF US.