The homoeroticism of men tackling each other

if you aren’t tuned into NFL drama you’re missing some genuinely wild shit right now

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

They should liven up sports by giving every team a signature perk based on their mascot. The dallas cowboys can use a lasso once per game, miami dolphins have sonar in their helmets, california banana slugs are covered in vaseline etc

life is beautiful when the new england patriots eat shit