What?

i turned on the radio to npr and it was an interview with bo burnham and he said something like “the identities you create for yourself on social media and present to the world are a larger indicator of what your fears are than the flaws you try to hide with it” and dang bo you didnt need to snatch me while i was driving 70mph

a concept; feminist queer lady sitcom directed by patty jenkins. lana parilla stars as a bisexual bilingual buisness woman sharing an aesthetic af flat w her best pal who is a lesbian played by katie mcgrath. they drink too much wine and are savage together. much political shade is thrown. lana has asides in spanish. alycia debnam carey is the ripped fine stud gym instructor everyone is kind of in love with. secretly a massive dork. tessa thompson is a mechanic who is always covered in grease and oil and idiocy. gugu mbatha raw is the sassy bartender they all confide in. she despairs over them all. cate blanchett guest stars as lana’s boss who wears beautifully tailored suits and turns everyone on. lucy punch is someone’s ridiculous wealthy aunt who occaisionally breezes in and ruins everything. chris hemsworth is there. idk why or what he does but he’s there. maybe he’s lana’s assistant who puppy dogs around after her. all the music is written by hayley kiyoko

Not to sound like a huge gay or anything but I can’t wait to call a woman “my wife” someday

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

Oh..oh my, i’m in love....