Cowabunga Forever

//also

//honestly….

！！！！！

//fyi the fact that the music theme for Grace meeting Rocky and being chased at the end is killing me

//also PHM reactions are my life now. There is nothing else worth watching on the internets right now

Simon saying "fuck that" to literally every other problem was so real of him. He really felt like one of the top five horror movie protagonists that I've watched. Cursing up a storm seeing the dark crawlspace for the first time. Labelling the map with stuff like "buncha rocks" and "alien shit". Drinking the rubbing alcohol like it's the last liquor shot he's gonna get before deployment. Wasting almost all of his tape just trying keep that damn button taped down. The more I think about him the more I'm delighted by him. Mark played him so damn well

Yesss! He really felt like a human and not a scripted character.

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

//yeah, that sounds like someone I know

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

//lol

since its science as long as you record results: my homemade marshmallows dont expand in the toaster (microwave) like store bought marshmallows, they melt

//the best marshmallow timeline

Also a possibility for them to develop skin...

//oh...you ruined it....but also I am not a marshmallow fan so maybe you are still in the best timeline. Peace be with you and your smorz.