deaned to meet you

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

the thing about tom and jerry is that like, sure, Tom is a bit of an asshole for not letting Jerry enjoy himself innocently, especially when hes not even stealing any food or anything, when hes sincerely just having a good time and bothering no one. Tom gets in his business, scares him with the threat of hurting or eating him, but the reality is that he never actually goes through with it,,,, its all in good fun. but Jerry, he…. fuck. he always has to take it way too damn far. its hard to fucking watch. the guy messes with you a bit, in a goodnatured way, and your response is to always hurt him back in INCREDIBLY PAINFUL WAYS. smashing plates on him, burning him, fuck, even boiling him once. Jerry can never just genuinely have a little bit of boyish fun, he always has to jump the gun, and frankly im tired of pretending like i find it funny or okay.

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

According to critics, "The Mandalorian and Grogu" is "a movie" about something called "Star Wars"

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone