Heartbreak is the National Anthem

Some questions to get to know the mun’s rping habits!

When did you start writing on Tumblr?

Who was your first muse?

Who are your longest rp friends?

Favourite thing about roleplaying?

Least favourite thing about roleplaying?

OTP for your muse?

NOTP for your muse?

What are some similarities between you and your muse/muses?

What are some differences between you and your muse/muses?

Would you be friends with your muse if they were real?

Would you write with duplicate characters? How do you think your muse would react?

Have you any old muses that you’d love to bring back?

What’s one random headcanon about your muse that people mightn’t know?

Who is an author that inspires you?

What do you look for in a rp partner?

Favourite trope?

Least favourite trope?

Are there any AU’s you’d like to explore but haven’t had the chance to yet?

Do you listen to music whilst writing? If so, what kind of music?

How do you overcome writer’s block?

Are there certain characters that you gravitate towards?

Short, medium, or long threads?

Do you ever get jealous when rping? How do you handle this?

“I’d fake my own death.”

“Honey, we gotta jazz it.”

“Yeah, that usually does it.”

“Time to go murder, again.”

“He’s a bit like Santa Claus.”

“Okay, maybe I’m a little weird.”

“I’ve done some stupid things…”

“This just in: more skulls crushed!”

“I don’t know. It could be anybody.”

“That doesn’t even seem helpful…”

“Nice of you to come in. I’m dying.”

“And, after that, I could see ghosts.”

“You think he screamed like R2-D2?”

“Oh, I guess I’ll go fuck myself, then.”

“I don’t… I don’t know if that’s a thing?”

“If this is a preview of what’s to come…”

“Ok, we’re moving on, we’re moving on.”

“Hey, I’ve got an idea… it’s a little weird.”

“Wow… they’re really going all out for this.”

“Well, you know what I’ll do is I’ll shoot you.”

“Good morning, I’ve got your — OH MY GOD!”

“The guess what, time to die. And that’s a bummer.”

“I don’t even wanna talk about it… ‘cause it’s stupid.”

“I don’t know. I was about to talk out of my ass there.”

“Uh, maybe one of us needs to keep their sanity here.”

“Well, they don’t seem like they make good decisions.”

“I love the thought of someone getting eaten by crabs.”

“Let’s see how many of these fuckers I can make dance.”

“Turns out I was wrong, The branch broke and I just fell…”

“Why don’t you bury them, asshole? Stop calling me, I’m busy!”

“Sometimes, even the most beautiful places hold the darkest secrets.”

“Anytime you think something’s majestic, just imagine if it was 10x bigger.”

“So, you’re wasting my time…. You’re wasting everybody’s time right now.”

“I’ve run the permutations through my little computer and all of them say you’re fucked.”

“I think if you’re going to kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.”

“Well, then maybe I’ll just spend my whole life trying to avoid dead bodies, how about that?”

"You know what? I've always admired you… I think you're amazing."

"I've had the biggest crush on you for ages. You're incredible."

"You wanna know a secret? I think I'm falling in love with you. Isn't that crazy?"

"I'm so drunk right now, but I still know one thing… I'm lucky to have you in my life."

"You're the most amazing person I've ever met."

"Alcohol makes me honest, so here it is… I think I've loved you for a long time."

"Let's make a pact. If we're both still single when we're sober, let's give this a real shot."

"I'm so drunk that I can't even keep secrets anymore. I have a massive crush on you."

"Being drunk with you is the best feeling."

"I just want you to know how much you mean to me. You're my best friend, and I love you."

"You're my favorite person."

[text]: Hey, guess what? I've had a few too many drinks tonight, and I need to tell you something…

[text]: So, alcohol has given me the courage to admit that I think you're amazing. I might be a bit tipsy, but my feelings are genuine. I've got a major crush on you!

[text]: Okay, this might be the tequila talking, but I've always wanted to say this. You're incredibly attractive

[text]: Can I blame the shots for my sudden burst of courage?

[text]: I'm a little tipsy right now, but it doesn't change how I feel

[text]: Don't be alarmed, but alcohol made me do something brave

[text]: I've had a few drinks, and now I'm feeling brave enough to say it.

[text]: Blame the cocktails, but I had to let you know before my courage wears off.

[text]: Tequila made me do it!

i never thought something like this could happen to me.

when they said you were hurt... i've never been so afraid in my whole life.

i almost lost you.

you are the most special person i have ever met.

are you blushing? did i make you blush?

here, take my jacket. you're shivering.

i don't know how to function around you. i struggle with words.

you have an easy way of making me feel breathless.

you have no idea what you do to me.

i've never met anyone like you before.

you've been a great friend to me. better than a friend. someone i can turn to in my darkest times.

next time, warn me when you pull a stunt like that. i want to be with you.

i don't know where i'd be without you.

you came right when i needed you.

i was just thinking about you, and here you are.

i had a dream about you.

i've tried seeing other people... but they're not you. they're not who i want.

i'll protect you. i promise.

i haven't taken my eyes off you since you walked in.

this is new for me. feeling like this.

i'm sorry. i just had to see you.

you mean absolutely everything to me.

is this what happens when you fall in love?

do you feel the same way about me?

i thought i could handle seeing you with someone else, but i was wrong.

i don't know what to say. you make me forget how to speak.

you make my head spin.

do that again. that was cute.

i couldn't wait around anymore. i have to tell you how i feel.

stop! you're making me blush!

i've never felt anything like this before.

go easy on my heart. please.

my heart has been broken so many times in the past... but you won't hurt me, right? i can trust you.

you're very distracting, you know.

was that flirting? were you just flirting with me?

you're different. you're not what i'm used to.

you can keep holding my hand, you know. you don't have to let go.

i like it when you held onto me. that was nice.

this stopped being a fling a while ago.

everything changed for me last week.

when i saw you with someone else... it broke me.

could you see yourself with me?

i wish i had the strength to tell you how i feel.

i could be your date.

what if i asked you out?

i've been flirting with you this whole time.

this doesn't have to be a date if you don't want it to be.

we could... try. see what happens.

meeting you was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

sorry, what did you say? i wasn't listening. i was... distracted.

i came as fast as i could. they said you needed me.

just stand behind me. i'll protect you.

you are... so infuriating. you know that, right?

i know what i said before... but i was wrong. about everything.

maybe we could try again?