NEWPORT GOSSIP

i’m late as always, but start your engines, bitches ! this honesty hour is going from 8 until the last question is sent !

huh... seems like ya’ll are interested in a little fun. what do you guys say to answering some questions as honestly as you can in about twenty minutes at 8pm est ? i want to see just how many lies you’ll spread and the tea you’ll spill.

god is watching, and he’s not happy with this statement.

marry kari, fuck lorena, and kill jackie.

fuck carter, marry kari, and kill ava.

other than having RIDICULOUSLY enviable titties ? i think she’s got a good head on her shoulders, not saying that the rest of you don’t. she seems like the type where she’ll bother the shit out of you until you get drunk with her, and i’m down for that. she’s rich too, right ? sign me up for a weekend on a yacht with her fluffy cloud titties as a pillow and a bottle of moet and there’s no event that could ever top it.

fuck baylor ( he needs to lose his virginity i’ve heard ), marry stellan, and kill bengi. i haven’t seen enough of him in my opinion.

xoxo, gossip girl

....i don’t disagree.

since when did that become a valuable trait ? will her titties listen to you when you’re sad ?

that’s.... that’s unfortunate.

this shit just took me all the way out.

ooo, what she do, sis ?

ya’ll are a bunch of fucking sickos.

i’d fuck jackie, marry olive, and unfortunately kill fiona. sorry, you are the weakest link.

damn, his body count is that high ?

oof, loOoOoOoreEeEeEnaAaaAaA ! you got fan mail !