âWhere has all the eggnog gone?â
âDo you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?â
âThe older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.â
âI bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!â
âI have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.â
âI think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.â
âThis is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.â
âWe can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This yearâs is for our future baby.â
âCan you help me put the star on top of the tree?â
âWhat do you want for Christmas?â
âIs this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?â
âEveryone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.â
âIf I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.â
âYou have sprinkles in your hair.â
âDid you know that candy canes donât actually taste as magical as they look?â
âLetâs go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!â
âWhat did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!â
âIs your family coming over for Christmas?â
âCan you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.â
âItâs snowing on Christmas!â
âCan we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?â
âPlease hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.â
âGo ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.â
âYouâre my best Christmas present this year.â
âI think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.â
âHow about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?â
âWe should do a Secret Santa with the others!â
âTURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!â
âIâm Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.â
âIâm glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.â
âNo one should be alone on Christmas!â