One time, when I was living in Georgia, I was spending the night one of my friends house during the middle of this massive storm. Which might sound weird but it wasn’t too big a deal considering we lived right next to each other. Now this was like, a really bad storm. I’ve lived through both blizzards in New England and now the insane weather system that is the Chicago Suburbs, and I still consider this probably the worst storm I’ve been through. Countless people’s houses were destroyed by trees, you’d literally risk being blown away if you stepped outside, there was a lightning strike ranging from one every few minutes, to every few seconds. Now my friend’s parents were divorced, and my friend lived with his dad. His dad wasn’t the best of cooks, and we wanted food so my friend suggested “Let’s order pizza!” And we just stared at him like, are you insane? Who the hell would come in this kind of weather??
So eventually we’re like it’s worth a shot, so like 20 minutes later we see a car driving up, and this pizza guy stepping out being blasted by the onslaught of torrential rain, and we just feel so awful like how could we do this, and while he’s coming up the steps, the TORNADO SIREN STARTS. And then the guy comes up and we’re like “OH MY GOD WE’RE SO SORRY WE DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY COME.” And he was just like “Eh, there was no traffic so this was actually one of my easiest deliveries”
And we were just
Pizza delivery guy what shit have you witnessed.
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