Walk a mile

I’m not sure why I’m out here celebrating the Fourth of July, but here I am. At least the fireworks will be nice, I guess.

Sparklers are the shit man. The only reason.

So, you smoked weed?

Why you gotta say it like that. I just had a good night, man.

Lucky son of a bitch.

Sorry not sorry. You could always join in if ya really wanted to.

What’d you do?

Had a dam good time.

That doesn’t sound too healthy. Maybe you should stick to fruits or something if you’re just going to keep eating.

Do I look like I care much for my health? I'm good.

I brought my stereo to the park and I’ve been dancing to hip swayin’ soul music all day long. Feel free to join me, chicos. 

Soul? I feel like it's been forever since I've jammed to it.

Some stray dog stumbled into my place and I couldn’t say no.

Way cool, way cool. Hopefully they've got all their shots.

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and everything about today is simply wonderful!

Shit someone's enjoying themselves. Good to see one person here with a rockin' attitude.

No, like, a bug or something.

You sure? I mean whatever it is just adds character.

You, uh, you have something in your hair.

It's just dye. No worries, man.

Hey, don’t kill my vibe! I’m channeling my inner Miley!

Girl no one should have an inner Miley, but you may pull it off.

What? Are you saying my sick dance moves are sub par? Let me tell you, I took dance classes once when I was 7.

Nah, nah. I'm just trying to get you on beat, girl.

I…[his cheeks flush red at her words, and he stares down at his feet] Thank you? and I don’t know, what type of dancing are we talking about? 

You're welcome? Whatever kind of dancing you like. You lead, I'll follow.

Honestly, I would probably dance like jelly. All, floppy and…uncoordinated? could you call jelly that? well, even if you wouldn’t call it that, that would still be how I am.

You'd be some damn fine jelly. Come onnnn. Just try. I'll do whatever you do so you don't feel alone.

Oh, I’m not a very good dancer. I….think I’ll just stand still.

Aw come on. You don't have to be good at it. Just wiggle dem hips and flail your arms.

I was mostly joking when I said that. I’m not going to sit in the middle of a place where people are dancing. Your concern for my face is rather touching though.

I was going to be thoroughly upset if I didn't have someone to get down with. This place is seriously lacking in hype. One should also be concerned for stranger's faces.