F.

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

cute new neighbor just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from us then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them

cute new neighbor now knows how to make pancakes

Does cute new neighbour now know anything else???

my number

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

Aesthetically Beautiful

do u ever see a candid photo of urself and realize u actually have zero fucking clue what you really look like

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

Reblob to save a life

just reblobbed

reblobbing to help those in need

anyway. I wanna fuck

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

He absolutely had to do your girl like that

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

I don’t know what this dog is gonna do, but it looks important

the line “I can’t change the world, but maybe I’ll change your mind” is so underrated and so important and please listen to Catch Fire right now