Life, lyrical and vague

Came back from lunch to find this today... #retailproblems are back in full force.

Shitty quality, #nofilter #Tucson #moon #instagramaz

Cleaned up the oldest pair of chucks I own. The laces and front were pretty much the same shade of grey as the canvas. #50shadesofchucks #converseaddict

Dear fake name, fake photo, chick with fake boobs...no I don't want to be your friend. #facebookrobots

Cute lil #desert #bunny 🐰

I will be taking my chances with e. Coli or whatever the newest outbreak is. #free99

#latergram #downtown #Tucson #instagramaz #az (at Arizona Party Bike)

#latergram #sunset via speedway.

As long as my keys are the most obnoxious thing ever, I'll probably never lose them...and I've def reached soccer mom status on reward cards. 😬👍

When you brag to your mom that you've been free of cockroaches for a week, it's only appropriate that you'd not only find a twitchy half dead cockroach in your living room, but also a dead bird outside your bedroom window when you go to get the mail. Thankfully all the alley cats are still alive. And no scorpions or tarantulas yet! #knockingonallofthewood #desertlife (at Arizona Party Bike)

#sunset via 10. #Tucson #az #instagramaz (at I-10 Tucson AZ)

#sofarbacksaturday

I wish there was a way to share smells. #empanadas #cubanstyle

So this is a thing. #ilovelocalnews #Tucson

I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and then kill dr robuttnick.

Fuck.

Am I really still in Arizona? #snow (at Route 66, Arizona)