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Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him

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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.
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your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

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babble rabbit..... Wouldnt........ SAY THAT!!!!!! *my psychic powers push everything away and up the walls of the room*
Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
youre either a transfeminist or explicitly against the rights of trans women. i really don't think theres an in-between. trans women aren't something you can 'tentatively support'.

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Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍
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again
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I'm going to *remembers how many times in my life I didn't tell anyone I was suicidal* you know, I'm not going to, but I honestly think even joking about it is better than never talking about it, and I think people who have dealt with such a difficult thing deserve to be able to joke about our own experiences without getting lectured about some knock-off CBT that's been ground up and shat out of the online pop psychology void, and also you know this format in itself is a suicide joke right it's just euphemistic
omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

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Hate when someone is filming porn with a knotted dildo and they don't even take the knot. What's the fucking point of using it, then???
Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
Me: Adam. Hand on heart bro. I couldn't care less
Adam: I'm so glad. You're my rock
Me: Can I borrow another $10,000