Greatest Hero

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”  

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”   

“Style. That’s what people remember.”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… They have not forgotten this. ”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ”

“There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do. ”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ”

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”

“What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!”

“The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”

“Oh, you’d like something simpler?”

“And what would humans be without love?”

“Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”

“You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.”

“They’re not the same at all!”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“All gods are bastards!”

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

“Go on, prove me wrong.”

“This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”

“Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

“This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.” 

“When in doubt, choose to live.”  

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”  

“The secret is not to dream.. The secret is to wake up.”  

It’s odd to Justin to be on such a large team that he hasn’t even met all the members yet. Having been in the modern era for several decades by now, he’s mostly accustomed to it, but the Justice League’s technology still inspires awe from time to time.

He finds himself staring at Earth from the Watchtower, a sight that never fails to strike him. He doubts he’ll ever get accustomed to this.

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”  

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”   

“Style. That’s what people remember.”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… They have not forgotten this. ”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ”

“There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do. ”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ”

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”

“What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!”

“The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”

“Oh, you’d like something simpler?”

“And what would humans be without love?”

“Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”

“You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.”

“They’re not the same at all!”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“All gods are bastards!”

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

“Go on, prove me wrong.”

“This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”

“Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

“This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.” 

“When in doubt, choose to live.”  

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”  

“The secret is not to dream.. The secret is to wake up.”  

Solving The Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes:

“He does this thing and then he goes sailing and then he crashes and has a dream and then dies in the ocean.”

“And then it’s another existential crisis.”

“What comes after that? That’s right it’s darkness, baby!”

“___, we have to start over.”

“Tingle is, um, the perfect evolution of humanity.”

“I’m not gonna explain how it connects just yet, because I’ll do that later.”

“This whole goddamn suit is so tight, I feel like a Christmas ham.”

“Got nothing better to do, might as well go have fun, and you know what, I respect that.”

“I swear to god if I get one “well actually…” comment.”

“TAKE FUCKING NOTES. I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS WITH MONOPOLY.”

“Don’t ask me to do this again.”

I Read All 337 Books in Skyrim So You Don’t Have To:

“ History’s so BORING. UGHHHH.”

“ I don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war 700 years ago.”

“Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”

“I straight up chortled. That’s what I did.”

“NO!”

“I BORE THIS BURDEN! FOR YOU!”

“DON’T READ THEM! NO!”

“ HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT!”

Ranking all 200+ Mega Man Robots:

“I do not  feel at all qualified to discuss the philosophical implications of that.”

“Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.”

“I’m digging myself in a hole.”

“We’ve done some shit to bees y’all.”

“No one likes a narc.”

“Why the FUCK is he a top?”

“Don’t let me suck more than I can handle.”

“Just hire a 16 year old. Like, they need the job.”

“Here’s a big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.”

“Technically not murder. Definitely bad.”

“Humans are trash.”

I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster:

“So I went out to grab some lunch, but it start to rain, so I ate a chicken sandwich drenched.”

“I am going to throw myself into the sea.”

“Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?”

“Anything unique can be sexy. Look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”

“I don’t want to know what that mouth do.”

“You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.”

“I don’t need anymore reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.”

“They say eye contact is important, but maybe not this much.”

“Jerry Seinfeld taught me that through love all things are possible.”

“I just think we need to start thinking of New Jersey in general as sexier.”

“He might kill you, but, he also might open up and be really lovely.”

“When I was a kid, my mom thought that I had a nutritional deficit because I kept wanting to eat mushrooms so much, like I ate only mushrooms for like a whole week.”

“What is more sexy than feeding someone with a lovely fried dish?”

Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations:

“Am I safe to smash?”

“Look at this polar bear!He has no fuckin’ clue what’s going on!”

“Not everyone can double jump.”

“I need to know where Donkey Kong pees.”

“Put your toys away, honey!”

“I don’t care how good you are at surfing, _____.”

“ Violation.Violation.VIOLATION.VIOLATION!”

“I couldn’t give a shit about death.”

“JUST LET ME GAME, MOM!”

Scientifically calculating the game of the year:

“Anything that I say is just a drop in the ocean of discourse. No one wants to hear my opinion. WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT EXPRESSING AN OPINION.I AM STATING A FACT.”

“They called me a fool! But do I look like a fool to you?”

“Fight me.”

“Would you say you are a math expert?”

“I tell you what, this is a lot of research into things that really have very little meaning.“ 

“And if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets.”

“Come on in, hope you’re not as big of an asshole as the past few of your friends!”

Every sonic game is blasphemous:

“PLEASE DON’T SHOW THAT TO ME ANYMORE.”

“What are the ramifications of a Sonic the Hedgehog game based on the bible?”

“Before you get upset with me, saying,”_, aren’t you just starting a cult?“ Look at this question answered by Cutegirlcorr: “Technically speaking, religions and cults are the same thing.”

“EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!”