The Reject

Nope. No one really plays over here. Or not that I know of, anyway. 

Ah, I’m not really familiar with the sports scene here. So, do you think you can manage now that you’ve felt the muscle difference? I don’t mind sticking around, I just don’t want to distract you.

“Buy me a drink?”

Yeah, you sound stressed. If you drink, that is.

Oh, uh.. Guess I didn’t even realize that. Or that it had to be. Sure, I mean, if you want to  help, of course.

Yeah, I don’t mind. Uh, just go back into starting position and I’ll guide you. I’m Hallie, by the way.

Darcy is a he, and he is a Pomeranian. You know, kinda like a Chihuahua but covered in fur and way prettier? Aw, that sucks. One day you’ll get your dream dog, though! OHHH! That is so interesting. If you do become a director, will you cast me in one of your movies?

Adorable. He must love having all of your attention. Well--uh--sure -- I mean, I didn’t know you were an actress?

I guess I do, more or less. Though I’ll gladly admit I haven’t ventured far out of North End very often. I like it just fine here - what about yourself?

Do you live in that part of town? Good, good. Well, three years after moving here and I’m still here, so it’s definitely home. Seattle didn’t really have that feeling for me. That’s where I’m from--Seattle.

Well, feel free to ask the yoga instructor– she’s stoned half of the time, though. I’m twenty, if that really matters. You?

...Does that... help somehow? I mean, every high person I’ve seen was just laughing, but I don’t know much about this if I’m being honest. Twenty-one. You’re just so petite it’s hard to tell.

Could be either, I guess you’ll have to figure it out. 

Fifth time’s the charm for some. Hopefully he learned his lesson.

“Do I have any recs? You bet! If there’s going to be bacon then there has to be avocado. But you know what else is good with avocado? Cucumbers. Some pepper, salt and a little bit of hot sauce. It’ll be a huge hit.” Damon blushed through a laugh, somewhat embarrassed by his display, “Yeah, i figured.” 

Mmm, that actually sounds delicious. Buuuuuut I think we should make it for ourselves first -- y’know, just to test it. Definitely not because just thinking about it made my stomach growl.

Bit of everything. Mainly football and rugby, but I was on a lot of teams. Good way to keep busy. 

Oh man, I’ve seen some gnarly injuries from rugby! -- But, uh... do you still play?

“I think you dropped thi…”

Aw man, there goes my lunch... figures, the one time I convince myself an egg salad sandwich will be safe in a container, I drop it. Thanks anyway though... and impressive save.

That’s kiiiiiinda gross, I did not need to know that.

Right? Now imagine walking in on it. Worst moment of my life.

Did you see a puppy go running past here? Its a grey pitbull.. maybe a foot tall?

What?--No, no, but I’ll help you look. Have you checked the park?

They really do yeah, there’s no denying that. Leaf or not, I think you’ll be just fine, love.

Eh, one can only hope. Oh, wow. So you know your way around then. How do you like it?

“Unless you can, suggest good vacation spots or take over a business for a couple of days, I’m not so sure you can.”

Both of which I lack knowledge in... well, the least I can do is buy you a drink then, hm?

Believe me, it’s word vomit. Being snide isn’t a talent. [She laughed with a shrug] But sure, come with me next time. It’s not something I do daily, so don’t get that idea. Sam’s what I’ve always preferred. I’m used to adults— er, older people— calling me Samantha, and I’m not too much about that. 

If it was daily I’d probably have a lot more questions. Mind if I ask how old you are?

That’s not just from some comedy? People actually have done that kind of thing? Well… As bad as it sounds, it makes me feel a little better about my lack of coordination. A punching bag sounds like exactly like what I need. You’re a genius, you know that, right?

Ohhhhh yes. There was this one guy I always saw back in Seattle -- and let me tell you, I have never seen someone so oblivious -- not only had he waved during his push up, but he also dropped a medicine ball on his stomach while staring at a woman and knocked the wind out of himself. You’ve definitely got nothing to feel bad about. Awesome! Let’s do this. -- You’re sweet.

I’ve always been a bit of a gym person. Started in my last couple of years of high school, mostly to accommodate the various sports teams I was in. I guess I kind of like it. 

Oh yeah? What’d you play?