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Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

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