Saraana

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there