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pairing: tsu'tey x fem na'vi reader words: 632 warnings: slight angst, tsutey being husband material, slight self-deprecation a/n: we're taking a break from our farcical works; so we're gonna give you something you can cream to for once 🥰

tsu'tey on mother's day!

if there was one thing i did not enjoy about motherhood, it was the constant screaming and crying that accompanied it.

i jolted awake; hearing ri'antu sob for the third time this night. i was exhausted. my breasts were heavy and my head was throbbing. i just wanted to rest. while i was preparing myself to go look after him, tsu'tey knowingly held my hand. he looked into my eyes with a sympathetic expression, teeming with concern. he gave my hand a gentle squeeze and said, "take some rest, yawntutsyip" (darling). i went back to bed, and noticed tsu'tey consoling little rian'tu in his arms. in no time, the night filled with silence.

the next morning, i woke up later than usual, and was surprised to find a bouquet of sun lilies near my bedside. then, i saw tsu'tey approach, smiling, with his hands behind his back. he was clearly hiding something. "good morning, yawne" (beloved) he said. "good morning, what are you hiding?" i asked. "oh this? i made this for you" he said, presenting a beautifully intricate necklace, adorned with rare beads and flowers that took many moons to bloom. "tsu'tey! what is the occasion? did i forget something? oh i'm so sor-" "don't be sorry, it's mother's day! you're a mother now, mama. you're so beautiful" he smiled, showcasing his pearly whites.

i had completely forgotten this strange human tradition that jake introduced us to amidst the chaos that comes with being a mother. but now it all made sense.

"irayo, yawntu" (thank you, my love) i whispered, eyes welling up with tears. tsu'tey then gently brushed my hair aside and clasped the necklace shut onto my neck." he then embraced me from behind, while i sunk into his touch. it felt like all of my exhaustion wiped away. i felt at peace. "nga yawne lu oer" (i love you) he whispered tenderly, placing a kiss on my cheek. "nga yawne lu oer, tsu'tey"

"ooh, i wanna see what it looks like on me!" i exclaimed. "yes, let us go to the pond and take a look!" suddenly, my face dropped "but rian'tu.." "do not worry, today, rian'tu's with ma and pa. he's in safe hands." i was relieved, and followed tsu'tey out our marui. we ran to our ikrans, tails flicking at each other, giggling all the way. i felt like a naive teenager running around with my first love. i felt free.

we finally reached the pond and i looked at myself in the clear, glittering water. "tsu'tey, it's gorgeous!" my gaze trailed off to the reflection of my face and i couldn't help but notice just how weary i looked. my sunken eyes, my chapped lips, the bags under my eyes, my dishevelled hair... my thoughts were interrupted by tsu'tey's familiar yet calming voice saying the words i knew i needed to hear, "no, you're gorgeous, believe me" i smiled, my eyes reflecting deep gratitude.

"but 'tey, are you sure i deserve such kind treatment on mother's day? am i even a good mother?" i asked, with a dull tone. to that, tsutey's ears perked up and he came up to me, holding my hands in his, " trust me, you are a great mother. you care for our child so tenderly; i couldn't be more grateful for you. today, i wanted to remind you of the strength and beauty that you bring into our lives" i looked into tsu'tey's eyes; they were sincere and warm; and felt my own eyes water. he wiped my tears and said, "today, you are not a mother burdened by responsibilities, you are a strong woman deserving of leisure, love and appreciation." i hugged tsutey, nuzzling my face into his neck, overwhelmed by his thoughtful words.

"oel ngati kameie, y/n" (i see you) he whispered under his breath. "oel ngati kameie," i affirmed.

pairing: neteyam x fem human reader warnings: cringe, one-sided sexual tension words: 618

devour part 4 here:

the next day, i was to learn how to arch my back. neteyam brought me a yeeyee looking bow and arrow, and said, "you better learn to protect yourself out here. i gasped sorrowfully, "b-but... won't you be there to protect me...?? :(" a chuckle escaped his plump lips, "keep dreaming", he nervously quivered and broke eye contact, looking at his yummy feet instead of my delicately seductive gaze. as he shifted closer to my body, stood behind me, and placed his martial palm on my deteriorating vertebral column. he put his hand over mine, guiding me to aim at the target. i could feel his warm, raspy breath against my neck. my neck hairs stood up and so did his cock. i intertwined my digits with his, as our breathing synchronized.

i let go, flinging my arrow into the distance. it landed kilometres away from the target on the tree, resulting in hysterical laughter pouring out of neteyam's rugged larynx. "heyeyyeyyey :(((" i exclaimed giddily. "it's only my first try...... and besid- besides..... i'm a l-little distracted...'' my gaze shifted to his chiseled greek-god like body.. "you know what i mean, d-d-don't you??" a puzzled expression met my serenading ogle- "no, i don't, actually- and i'd like it to stay that way. now back to practice."

"ugh", i groaned. i wondered which of one of my charms would be able to break through his tough exterior. why was he not weak in the knees, even hypnotised by my seductive tone and scintillating comebacks? i scoffed, returning to practice. maybe obeying his commands would get him to notice my exotic presence. this time, i aimed straight for the target, letting go of my previous conquests of neteyam's cock heart.

our vulnerable archery session was interrupted by the sound of hooves clicking into the field. a crispy groan escaped neteyam's mouth. "ugh, not again, sylwa'nin! you and bi' tsyal always roaming around patrolling everyone-". "well..." a shrill firm voice echoed, "someone's got to make sure y'all lazy madams do your jobs." my eyes roamed to the duo- bi'tsyal was tall, around neteyam's height, with strikingly strong eyebrows. sylwa'nin, on the other hand, was rather short for a na'vi , though she seemed to be standing tensely to exaggerate her height. the stiff posture pronounced her biceps, as she stared condescendingly at my dainty build. "yea bois, we gotta report to sir, alrightty?" bi- whatever his name was- voiced. "got a problem?" neteyam looked over to my confused and timid expression, reminiscent of the helpless newborn birds that flew away upon sylwa'nin's intimidating arrival. "oh." he sighed, unimpressed. i braced myself for the witty comeback that i knew was to follow. "i know you're into old dudes, but sucking up to my dad isn't going to change the bloodline." i smirked, proud of my man, as i looked sylwa'nin and bi'tsyal up and down. my striking gape was halted as realisation dawned upon me. did he say- dad??

jake sully, the legend , was neteyam's father??!!?? the very man i had been captivated by on my pandorian ventures was the son of none other than toruk makto- the na'vi gods must have blessed me !!! no wonder neteyam was so hot.

sylwa'nin scoffed violently and bi'tsyal coughed fervently, as their spit flew onto the grass, serving as fertiliser for the parched vegetation. they walked away, knowing nothing would meet the standards of the shame they just endured. as the sun began to set, tinging my cheeks with a hint of dreamy orangey red, neteyam remarked, "guess that concludes today." i sighed, knowing i would have to wait a full eight hour rem cycle before i could be engulfed in neteyam's breath and banter once again.

-> glistening drops of honey (neteyam x fem human reader) • part 1 - arrival • part 2 - encounter • part 3 - abduction • part 4 - integration • part 5 - aim

slurp up part 3 here:

pairing: neteyam x fem human reader warnings: cringe, neteyam's sexy body words: 306

“neteyam, why don’t you go show y/n around?”

i scurried behind neteyam's tall, broad frame, struggling to keep pace with his majesdick strides. " umm...uhh....uhmm.... c-can you plea....please s-slow down..??" i whimpered. suddenly, a long blue tubular reticulum slashed across my face, toppling me over. i tumbled away as my petite frame could not handle the sheer strength of his tail muscles. i heard a raspy groan, sending shivers down my horizontal spine.

then, a large, dominating hand was before my delicate facial features. my stomach filled with butterflies, i squeaked with fervour. i reached for it, and felt my skin graze against his palm. his martial, rugged hands perfectly contrasted my dainty, fragile cuticles. it was like we were born for each other.

"better stay careful out here" he voiced, "this isn't a playground like your home planet". i snapped back to reality and fiercely announced, "isn't this my home planet now?", i smirked. "better not insult yourself."

we advanced towards a bonfire surrounded by numerous na'vi. was it just me, or were they doing double takes? it seemed they were spellbound by my beautiful, fragile yet sturdy demeanour. i decided to ignore the bombastic side eyes fixated on my figure, and perceived them to be looks of lust. i sat down next to neteyam, unsure of whether dancing suggestively would be appropriate in his exotic culture. i decided against it, and observed their interpretive ritual in awe.

soon, i was led to a tree and instructed to lay on a na'vi sized hammock. it was made of a substance that resembled my soft, supple, silky skin. as i let myself absorb the events that had occurred in the past day, i was encapsulated by the intricately woven threads of the swinging bed. part of me wished i was engulfed by neteyam's manly, safe arms instead. i drifted away to sleep, wrapped in my fantasies.

tingle your senses with part 2 here:

pairing: neteyam x fem human reader warnings: cringe, daddy jake words: 788 (longest one yet help)

"who was he?"

while i was busy thirsting over my mystery man, his lips suddenly parted, smashing into mine. “drop your weapons and surrender!”, he commanded. “yeah, we’re literally twice your size bruh”, said the shorter one. i squealed and tripped on some vine, falling flat on my face. the taller na’vi wasted no time in grabbing the opportunity and my ass to throw me over his shoulder. “what are you waiting for, lo’ak?!??! gRAB THEM!!! we gotta take them to sir!” ah, so the shorter one had a name. we were too dazed from our midnight journey to fight back - and i couldn't deny that a part of me was enjoying this sudden turn in our illegal thievery venture. soon, the rest of the gang was hoisted over the na'vi shoulders, and we were skedaddling away into the forest like a gang of oompa loompas.

i think the appropriate bodily reaction to a situation like this would be a seizure and an aneurysm, but all i could think of was the feeling of the na’vi’s broad and muscular shoulders against my petite frame. his voice was playing over and over in my head- i felt my heat twitching.

after a long, bouncy, eerily silent journey, we reached a camp brimming with thrust thirst worthy na’vi. a tall, daddy na’vi adorned with beads and jewellery approached us. “neteyam, what’s going on?!”, he asked. “we found them in the jungle carrying guns, with prospective malicious intent, sir”. oh great, he was smart too??!!

“neteyam”, i gasped underneath my breath. his name... neteyam... it slipped so comfortably off my tongue. even his name sent shivers down my broken spine. 

daddy creeped towards us, “why are you here?”, he asked with a hoarse voice. it almost sounded like a demand. ooh zaddy- wait, what?? i mentally slapped myself. bitch, calm yo tits. 

“we’re not here for trouble, we’re just trying to stay alive”, pleaded trystan. “the earth is doomed. the poor have no way to survive - believe me when i say we had no other choice.” as our heart rates rose, frantically trying to escape, something clicked in my brain. those eyes, his face, his voice- why did it all sound so familiar?

"MAJAKE???!!!" a voice echoed from afar. wait- JAKE?? JAKE SULLY??!!?? not a single person on earth hadn't heard of that name and the tales about it.

"y-you ..... y-" kobra stuttered, in disbelief that we were standing before the very man who had allegedly defeated the first military pandora mission and shapeshifted to a pandorian creature. "yes," he calmly uttered. "i know. not just about the things they say of me, but the state of the earth and the desperation it can cause in starving souls." we exchanged panicked, shocked glances among one another. "but this place saved me- i realised the gravity of the destructive tendencies of my people, and have grown to call this my home. its community, the way they care for their planet was like a calling, rescuing me from the materialism and disrespect of the sky people." he explained, with pain and regret in his eyes.

"but", he added, "it can save you too." he smoldered, looking my seductive anatomy up and down.

we pondered the offer before us - we knew he was right. a life on earth was not worth destroying and robbing a thriving ecosystem- no amount of extraterrestrial resources could undo the damage done to our home. this - this was redemption. i was certain of it. there was a glint in my siren eyes- i had had an epiphany.

as realisation sunk in, i barely noticed arrows driving through the flailing bodies of kobra, trystan and nitro. both the na'vi and I knew they would never accept the ways of peace, no matter how fruitful the outcome may be. they were the last humans i would see for years to come. but there was something about me that seemed to gain their trust. "i see it in your eyes, the way your hips swayed as you entered"- jake recited. "you were born to be here, just like me."

a slender woman hissed from behind jake, teeth baring . i felt a convulsion in my body. he sighed and strode toward me, "your name?"

“y-y/n” i said timidly, fidgeting with my fingers, and playing with my knotted hair. “neteyam, why don’t you go show y/n around?” jake suggested.

my core tightened.

i observed the annoyance evident in neteyam's expression. despite being burly, brawny and robust, neteyam was no match for jake sully's intimidating gaze. he nodded hesitantly as our orbs met.

i bashfully smoldered, a tinge of pink dusting my soft, bouncy cheeks. both sets of cheeks.

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w rizz exhibit a :

grace your eyes with part 1 here:

pairing: neteyam x fem human! reader warnings: cringe, language, sexual innuendo words: 342

"was i ever going to see those flickering amber lights again?"

my daze came to a halt when kobra's dumbass began screeching at the top of his lungs saying it was time- time to rail raid pandora, baby!

i parted ways with my love, my second half, my soulmate - the dong flower who i had nicknamed cocksucker69, and hurriedly scrambled back to the ship. kobra was standing there with his eyes twitching, teeth chattering - "WHERE THE BITCH AT???!!?"

"here daddy", i whispered timidly, a sheepish grin creeping onto my face. as i slipped on my gear and collected the ammo, i brushed away thoughts of the amber lights. there was no way i could stay hidden and focus on our mission if i was busy dreaming about that mysterious glint in the night.

the gang and i walked through the jungle, kobra and his boys wonderstruck at the scenery. the forest went on forever, endless sights - endless money to cure all our problems. my eyes were fixated on the quirky vegetation, desperate for another look at a dong. amongst the chitters of the lortsyal (na'vi bugs) and humming of the breeze, i heard a chuckle. nah, i was probably hallucinating.

or was i?

i heard it again, this time, followed by a - slap? was i really that horny? apparently not, because kobra and trystan were looking around frantically in hope of sighting the source. "SHOW YOURSELF, PUSSY!!!!!" they screamed. suddenly, the bushes were rustling. out emerged a long erect blue thing - cocksucker69 babygorl, is that you??!??

oh hell no, this cannot be happening already.

we were face-to-face (more like face-to-dick) with two armed na'vi. i should have been scared for my life, but i was hypnotised by those abs for a split second. "surprise, motherfuckers!" one uttered.

as my eyes trailed upwards, my heart stopped. there they were - those glistening drops of honey. gorgeous amber orbs, glimmering like the stars in the sky. his greek god-looking cheekbones, and beautiful skin dotted with glittering freckles entranced me.

who was he?

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more na'vi thirst traps here :

genre: this is more of a prologue but fluff, angst, enemies to lovers pairing: neteyam x fem human reader warnings: cringe, sexy na'vi words: 490

a/n: we're not being serious ok, click off if you're unfunny not interested 💀

the glistening cerulean view was so hypnotic that i didn't even notice my ass vibrating.

we had pictured this moment for ages but it still felt so unreal. i felt my entire being shake with fervour. my brain was wobbling inside my skull; the synovial fluid churning inside my cranium. upon landing on a planet like pandora, one would expect to be greeted by sounds of wild beings in the vibrant green jungles. but the only feral creature grazing my eardrums was kobra - his manic screams echoed not just in the spaceship, but in my pierced cartilages, filling me with homicidal tendencies.

the vibrations soon ended - i felt a jolt in my holes. we had landed. the door clicked open and I walked out dizzily, not a care in the world anymore.

the images of my home planet in shambles, smoke everywhere, nasty odours, gore, destruction - flashed in my memories. life on earth was filled with desperation and suffering. as a homeless, starving orphan, i was born at a very young age. i cried and cried and felt alienated from the people around me. little did i know, i would be travelling illegally with gangsters to a planet light years away in the near future just to put food on my plate. the rich had always found their ways to survive, manipulate, control things in their favour - us poor though, did what we had to do to survive. pandora was lush and blooming with all the resources we ever needed. the journey could have killed us; the fact that i was standing on the planet in one piece was an achievement in itself.

i had heard from whispers among the wealthy and horny that the planet was inhabited by 10 feet tall, muscular, hot, gorgeous blue aliens. and damn - does that sound way more appealing than the literal gremlins back on my birth planet. forget that hellhole- i was ready to fuck. i wanted a new start; away from the disaster that was planet earth, and the opportunity was finally right in front of me.

while kobra and his minions gathered their broke ass equipment, i decided to pull a dora the explorer and walk my way right out of that shitfest. the scent of pandora's lush vegetation engulfed me. my nostrils were flaring for i wanted to take in as much of the scintillating fragrance as possible. i came across a long, dong shaped flower. i was enthralled. they weren't kidding when they said this place was out of dreams and fantasies. i knelt down,feeling the petals against my skin.

suddenly, my trance was interrupted by a snap in the distance. i looked up, heart beat rising- and there they were. those two glistening drops of honey, piercing through my soul.

in a flash, they were gone. was i dreaming? did the landing-induced cheek vibrations alter my sight? was i ever going to see those flickering amber lights again?

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