Bella!

Alexis Ness (Blue Lock) x Reader | NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

Content Warning(s) : NSFW, Not Beta Read

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Loves cuddling with you afterwards. He is soo gentle with you, always fulfilling your every need without you needing to ask for it. Always takes like 10 minutes to get off of you though, always clinging to you like glue.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

As a soccer player, Ness always tries to take good care of his legs. He takes pride in how well-maintained he is, never forgetting to stretch before each match. While not a body part, his favorite thing about himself would be how flexible he is, able to maneuver you two into positions you didn’t even know were possible.

He loves your eyes. Every time you look up at him, eyes red and puffy with tears lining your eyes, he can’t help the dirty thoughts that fill his head. Although he feels bad, the sight of you crying, begging for him is enough to make all the blood rush to his cock, fighting the urge to either soothe your worries or make you cry even more.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As much as he loves marking your face with his seed, he can’t resist cumming inside of you, always entranced by the sight of his cum seeping out of you. He would gladly eat his cum out of you, almost begging to clean you up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly collects photos of you sleeping to jerk off to. He gets off to the complete trust and vulnerability you show him. (He does have fantasies of fucking you, but isn’t able to bring himself to.)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

No actual experience but has had unrestricted access to the internet, leading him down enough porn rabbit holes to know what he’s doing. He’s always attentive during sex, making mental notes of what makes you feel good and your reactions. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position that allows them to see your face as he’s fucking you. He wants to always be able to watch you, getting off on your expressions alone. Even though it’s basic, he finds missionary to be the easiest, taking advantage of your erogenous zones. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More serious than not, treating pleasuring you as his job. It’s not often he’s seen being goofy, too hyperfocused on making you feel good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Well groomed, trimmed for your pleasure, not wanting to make you uncomfortable. 

His pubes are brown and curly, slightly darker than his original hair color. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very romantic and very open about it, always kissing you and making sure you understand how he loves you. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Almost every day, dealing with his teammates always leads him pent up, needing a way to release his frustrations somehow. That said, after meeting you, he much prefers to come to you for help.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dacryphilia - Obsessed with the way you look when you cry. He thinks the way your face flushes as sobs wreck your body is the cutest thing ever. Ness just lovess to wipe away your tears, pressing gentle kisses to your lashes. He thinks it’s especially adorable when you cling to him, babbling on about what made you cry this time.

Praise - As much as he loves to see your sadness, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t appreciate you. Praising you comes as naturally to him as breathing air. He wants you to understand how important you are to him, he sees you above everyone else, so it only makes sense for him to want you to see it too.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Prefers a private area. He doesn’t like the idea of others seeing you in such a vulnerable position. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Ness gets turned on by the slightest of things, however one thing that really gets him going is when you doll yourself up for him. Whether it’s doing your hair differently, dressing up in dainty lingerie, or putting on makeup before meeting him, the thought of you making yourself prettier for him is enough to make him awkwardly shift his pants in an attempt to hide his erection.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not too fond of messes, so he wants to avoid anything that would require excess clean-up. He also doesn’t like the idea of harming you and is very against anything that could cause any lasting injury. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Could eat you out for daysss. Ness gives oral like it’s his life's purpose, and in a way it is, considering he sees pleasuring you as his one true calling. While he doesn’t mind seeing you choke on his cock, he prefers to be able to hear you moan, so if given the option, he would always choose to give.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual, painfully slow at times. He loves to tease you, loves hearing you beg for him to go faster, rougher, deeper. Although that doesn’t mean he can't do it on his own, when a match is really exciting, he’ll get pent up and frustrated, ready to come home and pound you into the mattress to get rid of his excess energy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not against it but not their personal favorite. He prefers to take his time with you, never truly satisfied from a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Doesn’t mind taking risks as long as you want to. Although sometimes he’s scared of hurting you and going to far, he is willing to do anything as long as it makes you feel good.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Plenty of stamina. Blue Lock’s rough resistance regime has built up his endurance, meaning if he pushes himself, he can easily go round after round. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

While he does own some to use on you when he’s away, he would much rather see you get off using his body, not some toy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a major tease. Even though he’s weak to your puppy eyes, he knows that the more mean he is to you, the more likely you are to shed some of those beautiful tears. He loves seeing just how far he can push you before you give in.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Naturally loud but tends to muffle himself. He wants to always be able to hear your moans, preferring to listen to your sounds of pleasure as he fucks you. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Carries a pair of your (worn) panties with him to matches, he believes it his good luck charm. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Longer than average and so, so pretty. Pale with a cute mushroom tip that turns red as they think about you under them. Slightly veiny, with many small ones and a few prominent ones along the sides.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Practically invented yearning. They are almost always thinking about you, not even just sexually, you are always on their mind, from the moment they wake up to the moment the fall asleep.

alexis ness who is a man of service. he will do whatever menial task you ask of him, no question asked, nor any complaints. he’s incandescently happy to be of help, as little as it may be.

alexis ness who is the most artistic soul, his heart beats with the thrum of whimsy. he’s always had an imaginative mind since his ostracised youth, and thus, there’s no limits to his adventurous nature and his sentimental energy. he wishes to bask you in with the warmth of his magic.

alexis ness who is an arts and crafts kid to his core. his creative thoughts run rampant with vigour, and that’s exactly where he stumbled upon his first ever crochet chart, patterns that cleverly resemble his passion — a magic circle.

alexis ness who learns that there actually is something called a magic circle in crochet, and the moment he gets the hang of it — he’s hooked and unable to put down his crochet hook, or in the language of whimsy, his magical wand.

alexis ness who is absolutely terrified of the sweater curse, and instead, makes you an army of amigurumi bunnies — a magician’s cute stage assistants — and leaves them everywhere to find like easter eggs in your shared home. a gentle reminder of his everlasting love that will continue to prevail.

alexis ness who loves movie nights with you. you’ll be laying on his lap, legs outstretched on the sofa and all cozy under a blanket as you watch shrek, a classical favourite of his, while he crochets away at whatever project he’s currently working on.

alexis ness who dedicates each stitch of his projects to you. his wrists may hurt from the constant strain, and his fingers are stiff and burned raw from the yarn friction, but his quiet devotion to you keeps him steady and anchored.

alexis ness who’s heart swells with joy as you proudly use the many crotchet things he’s gifted you. something deeper blooms within him seeing you appreciate the yarn of his labour.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ANGEL @nanaaisbored!!!!! LOVE YOU LOTS TWIWNNWNWN AND HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

I’m crine this is so self indulgent bc I love crochet. Also my first time doing a headcannon format like this. This is based off of someone saying that ness would be an Etsy witch/wizard

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alexis ness who is a man of service. he will do whatever menial task you ask of him, no question asked, nor any complaints. he’s incandescently happy to be of help, as little as it may be.

alexis ness who is the most artistic soul, his heart beats with the thrum of whimsy. he’s always had an imaginative mind since his ostracised youth, and thus, there’s no limits to his adventurous nature and his sentimental energy. he wishes to bask you in with the warmth of his magic.

alexis ness who is an arts and crafts kid to his core. his creative thoughts run rampant with vigour, and that’s exactly where he stumbled upon his first ever crochet chart, patterns that cleverly resemble his passion — a magic circle.

alexis ness who learns that there actually is something called a magic circle in crochet, and the moment he gets the hang of it — he’s hooked and unable to put down his crochet hook, or in the language of whimsy, his magical wand.

alexis ness who is absolutely terrified of the sweater curse, and instead, makes you an army of amigurumi bunnies — a magician’s cute stage assistants — and leaves them everywhere to find like easter eggs in your shared home. a gentle reminder of his everlasting love that will continue to prevail.

alexis ness who loves movie nights with you. you’ll be laying on his lap, legs outstretched on the sofa and all cozy under a blanket as you watch shrek, a classical favourite of his, while he crochets away at whatever project he’s currently working on.

alexis ness who dedicates each stitch of his projects to you. his wrists may hurt from the constant strain, and his fingers are stiff and burned raw from the yarn friction, but his quiet devotion to you keeps him steady and anchored.

alexis ness who’s heart swells with joy as you proudly use the many crotchet things he’s gifted you. something deeper blooms within him seeing you appreciate the yarn of his labour.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ANGEL @nanaaisbored!!!!! LOVE YOU LOTS TWIWNNWNWN AND HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

I’m crine this is so self indulgent bc I love crochet. Also my first time doing a headcannon format like this. This is based off of someone saying that ness would be an Etsy witch/wizard

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hehe hello! This is my very first fanfic and I am SO sorry if it’s bad! I am actually very excited and nervous about this ahhhh ˶ˊᜊˋ˶ this is chapter one! This is gonna be a 10 maybe 15 chapter series and I’m SOOO NERVOUS ABOUT ITT AGHHH （๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)

summary: ness and reader are childhood friends who love each other deeply!

It was a sunny day out,The sky was blue with fluffy clouds that looked like cotton candy. You were playing in the neighborhood playground when you saw a boy on the ground crying. “Hey what’s wrong?” Pulling your hand out to help him up. The boy stares at you with tears in his eyes like he just saw an angel standing in front of him. “I fell on the ground and broke my wand.” He says as you pull him off the ground. You wipe his tears and smile “Hey it’s okay we can fix it!” He stares at you and smiles like a puppy who just got a treat “Really?” “Yes really!”. You took his hand and went across the street to your house. “Mama met my friend!” Your mama looks over and bends down to you and the boys level. “It’s nice to you met you! What’s your name baby?” The boy smiles and looks at your mom “My name is Alexis!” You look at him and smile to him. “And my name is Y/n! I love ur name Alexis it’s adorable!” The boy blushes and looks away. You look back at your mama “Mama do you have anything to fix his wand?” Your mama thinks for a second before she spoke “Maybe papa has something for his wand. Go ask him he’s in the backyard with your old brother.” Your mama stands up while patting your head. You take Ness’s hand to the backyard. “Papa met my friend Alexis!” Your papa looked at you and your new friend “Hey there’s my princess.” You look up to your older brother and father smiling “Papa do you have anything to help my friend with his wand?” Your father looks at the wand and takes it from Ness’s hands. “I can find a some super glue.” Your father steps away and facing your older brother “Wait here make sure you don’t let them touch anything.” Your father walks away leaving you with Alexis and Your older brother. “Are you excited for your treehouse?” He bends down a bit to get talk to you better. “Yes I am!!” You jump up and down. “Me and Alexis are going to play in there everyday!” Ness looks at you with stars in his eyes “That’s wonderful! I would love to play with you everyday” He says smiling with at you. Your older brother pats both of your heads “I’m glad both of you are excited for the tree house.” Your father comes back with a fixed wand and hands it to Ness. “Be gentle with it buddy wouldn’t want it to break again.” He pats Ness’s head. Ness jumps up and down again with the biggest smile. “Thank you so much mister!” A couple weeks later the tree house was finished and you took ness to see it. “Come one lexi! You are gonna love it!” Ness is behind you getting up the ladder. “I’m coming!! I’m super excited to see!” You both got up the tree house and Ness looked around the tree house to see everything decorated. “It looks wonderful!” You smile and give him a tight hug. Ness hugs you back and smiles. After that day you both were inseparable. You always needed him like he needed you. He loved you so much. You were the only person who gave him that loved he craved.

taglist : @sebastianmikaelis

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ness x succubus/incubus! reader (i cant spell, sybau.)

got this idea while working on pt of randomNESS

tw: reader cracks ness (whether through the puh or ahh is up to you) ness is clingy as hell, basically summoner x sex demon where they lwky fall in love after fucking. also ness is extremely virgin coded/meant to be seen as one in this.

also not proofread. i never proofread cause i forget a lot and idk.

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imagine ness, who one day randomly decided to mess around with 'fake' spells like he used to as a child. it wouldn't hurt to do a random one for fun, would it??

ness, who's sweet self decides to look up 'real spells' and picks the most convincing one he finds (but somehow forgets to read the comments under said post.)

ness, who is reluctant but willing when the steps for said spell include a drop of blood, sugar and strawberries.

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ness, who at first thinks it didn't work and was dumb lie on the internet, but is shocked when after he waited for dark, you suddenly existed in the dark of his room.

ness, who had never seen anything as amazing as you.

ness, who had reached out a shaking hand to you, and turned bright red when you gently guided it to cup your face, placing a small teasing kiss on his palm.

ness, who was all of a sudden now laying flat on his bed as you crawled over him, pinning him down with your hand on his shoulders and your legs straddling his waist. his hands automatically fly up to rest on your hips.

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ness, who never thought sex could feel so good until he was inside you, with you slowly going up and down on his cock. you felt so, so warm around him, he just couldn't get enough.

ness, who moaned and whimpered the entire time, attempting to pull you closer. when you finally let him, he had you laying down on top of him in a matter of seconds, his arms wrapping tightly around his waist as he started to thrust up into your warmth, one of his hands wandering down to squeeze your ass.

ness, who embarrassingly enough, started to cry while fucking you. you had never dealt with a human being this gentle, let alone CRYING just from having you.

ness, who despite practically edging himself all the while being a sobbing and whiny mess, made sure you came first. he followed not even seconds later, a visceral shiver running through his whole body as he spilled so, so much inside of you.

ness, who cried yet again not a moment after he finally convinced you to stay the whole night and not go back to wherever you came from. man, this one sure was adorable. (and clingy. very fucking clingy.)

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ness, who was the first human to actually want you to stay, and to carry you into his bathroom despite the late hour of the night, and take a warm and soothing bath to clean you up and relax you.

ness, who even dressed you in an extra sleep shirt and underwear of his so you could sleep comfortably in his bed. in his own words, your slutty outfit 'didn't look like it would be nice to rest in.'

ness, who fell asleep so so easily with you in his arms and bed, that it convinced you that maybe napping with him wouldnt hurt.

ness, who was the first human you woke up the next morning to see staring at you with pure love and affection, not lust.

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the voices say: idk what possessed my ahh to write this, but damn i like it.

the voices also say: ty to all the freaklings who have been comment and liking and over all just being so so nice. all of the work i post on here as of now is basically my first time making anything freaky like this, so all of yer sweet words really help and motivate me<33333333

Another desperate thrust from the poor, overstimulated man below you—𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒.

Your hands press against his chest to stabilize yourself, gently fondling his pecs, which earns you a strained whimper from his self abused lip. "You're such a good boy aren't youu..?" You lean close, lips forming syllables on the sensitive skin of his earlobe.

He nods, hands scrambling to hold onto the sheets. He throws his head back against the soft pillow, tears staining the pillowcase. You tenderly, affectionately wipe those droplets off with a swipe of your tongue, his body shivering upon contact.

"please.. wan' more than thiss.." he whispers, head still thrown back. You grab his chin, forcing him to hold irises with yours.

"baby, you're near rolling your eyes." You comment, chuckling like it's just something casual to say. "Don't tell me you get so messed up just by this." You press your forehead against his, letting the tip slip in your warmth.

His hips immediately thrust up, you pin him down with your hands.

"that's bad, baby." Immediately pulling away. "Sh—shit... 'm so—rry!" He hiccups, whimpering out apologies. "Yeah, yeah." You pause, "but since I'm feeling sweet today," you align his length, finally letting him seek warmth in you.

"I'm so sweet to you.. right?" You smiled, a smile that makes him shiver. "Yes..mmh—" you slowly go down, a synchronized moan leaving the two of you.

A/n: have a nice day! Thanks for reading.

to them, it's your first of many times, your bodies shaking from exitement, tears running down your cheeks from how emotional you are, gripping onto them so tightly because you love them.

there's no way it could be anything else, not when their love for you is so pure and their intentions so innocent. they just want to make you feel good, to become one and prove their devotion to you.

surely you feel the same way, right? surely you don't mind that they're too rough or that they're going to fast? after all, how can they possibly hold back? not when they finally have you to themselves, not when they can finally show to you how much you mean to them.

Forsaken : Noob, 007n7, Two Time, Elliot, Guest 1337

you'd only been 'officially' dating for a few months now. your lover is a quiet and calm person; someone who is so cute and caring. he's attentive to you and occasionally plans out your dates meticulously so that everything is perfect for his 'lovely girl'. sex with him was so gentle and great. if you wanted him to be rougher, he'd do it (even if he didn’t manhandle you like you wanted sometimes…he was just too nice).

if you wanted it to be vanilla, then he'd do it too. he was perfect!

alexis didn't have much of a temper either, but communicated his feelings to you if he had any concerns. however, you couldn't help but notice a shift in his demeanor.

initially, you assumed it was because of his new t.a. position for 'intro to european literature' that stressed him out. at your university, it was a rather difficult class and he was sure to be bombarded with emails.

but then, you noted how, ever since kaiser began interacting with you, that he's been... rather aggressive. not towards you—god no—but towards kaiser.

michael kaiser was a fucking asshole—he ran through people like they were cigarettes and yet, of course, he had to find out about the girlfriend of his 'best friend'. kaiser barely found out you two were official a few weeks ago, it was like a flip switched. he went from being indifferent to you, to acting like you were a new conquest of his that he wanted to take to his bed.

for the new semester, you happened to have intro to behavioral economics with both kaiser and your boyfriend—and of course, you sat between them. he was flirtatious as hell, anyone could see it. and it was clear he was trying to push your boyfriend's buttons.

"such a pretty blouse you have on, n/n... your boyfriend got it for you?" he'd say it in a tone that mocked and mimicked ness' usual gentle cadence and soft pronunciation of syllables. only thing was? they were laced with malice. it was like you were caught in between crossfire. especially today.

"mm, it was a gift for my lovely girl. why, kaiser? plan to get it for whatever girl of the week you have?"

kaiser laughed almost bitterly. lecture was over, and the three of you were packing up to leave when this was happening. throughout the long speech your professor was giving about his dissertation relating to today's topic, kaiser was playing with your hair, complimenting your perfume, even analyzing your manicure (that happened to have your boyfriend's initial on the ring finger).

"well, you usually have such great taste, alexis. but the color seems to wash her out, no?" (he was lying through his teeth—ness RESEARCHED what colors fit your skin tone and undertone).

"ahh, well... she seemed to have no complaints about it when i received my thanks this morning... my baby can be quite thankful." alexis’ jaw clenched and he narrowed his eyes at kaiser. a smug smile settled on your boyfriend’s face and he lifted his pierced eyebrow.

and then, the michael kaiser, who's expression was always smug and 'all-knowing' shifted to one of disgust, amusement, and shock.

who knew that your loser!bf ness, could be such a damn pervert—and a jealous one at that. clearly not michael. he looked at you with his eyes narrowed, then at ness, nodded hesitantly, and left with the tips of his ears flushed red.

then, it was like all his confidence disappeared and he looked at you with a look of horror, his cheeks becoming flushed, and his glasses fogging up. “baby, i’m so sorry—! he wouldn’t shut the fuck up and i—!”

you smiled at him, kissing his cheek and leaving a shimmery pink mark in its wake. “it’s okay, lex. i would have done the same thing.”

"but my…i didn't know you could get so jealous, baby..."

he gulped, looking down at your matching chucks with pink and purple beads on your laces and your favorite colored beads on his. he was embarrassed. very…

“wanna make it up to me?”

ness slowly looked up, playing with his snake bite piercing and was going to nod until you spoke again.

“or i can always ask mihya?” and it was like you unleaded a monster.

you took him to your apartment like any other day—and let him do whatever he wanted. the idea of him being so angry…so jealous…turned you on.

the edges of your lips curved to a smile, eyes locked on how utterly pathetic alexis appeared before you, hickies blossoming on the pale of his neck and smeared lipgloss on his lips and cheeks. the two of you were stripped down to nothing, and after fucking you on the couch, your bed, and the island counter of your kitchen, he’s now bending you over the bathroom sink.

you really shouldn’t have underestimated him…he can be quite the pervert…and quite the slut.

he licked a stripe on your neck, arms wrapped around your tummy and slamming you onto his cock with a loud thwop! “you sure threatening to ask mihya was a good call? mihya, my ass.”

“what a fucking tease you are, n/n…fuck…yet such a damn slut for my cock.”

you shrugged your shoulder instinctively, feeling his tongue piercing on your flushed skin and letting eye contact in the mirror, already fogging up. his glasses were off, abandoned a long time ago and strands of his dyed hair were sticking to his forehead.

your back was pressed against his hard chest and your ass slammed against his firm thighs while his weeping cock bullied your cervix so damn good.

“lex, baby, i love youuuu and your fucking—god— cock-!” you slurred as if you inebriated from his dick, hiccuping from your crying as you squirted for the nth time on his cock. “i’m only yours, lexy, all yours.”

his cock twitched and balls tensed against you, with your boyfriend letting out a damn whimper as he spilled inside you. he held you, lashes fluttering as he looked at the mirror and saw you sobbing.

ness’ breath hitched, turning you around and lifting you to sit on the sink. he wiped your tears with a napkin and you could tell how his own eyes began to water and his voice began to tremble. “baby, i’m so sorry! i didn’t mean to make you cry—i’m so sorry i must be the biggest asshole in the world, i—”

you smiled, leaning to kiss him on the cheek. “y’know…i really do need to make you more jealous often. you were so rough—it was the best thing ever.”

he pouted, flushed again and looking away. “please don’t do that. i feel bad…”

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tysm for the love on loser!ness <33 i love writing for ness, he's my literal baby and my favorite character (yeah, it's not bunny as much as i write for him. i'm just a pushover who can't say no to requests when i have time). sorry if this is a tad rushed—i wanna post a bit before focusing on school ! again this is so funny bc i know sm people named alexis so LMAO

ft. ooc characters. party like setting . implied afab !reader . why are they kinda insecure . not proofread .

MICHAEL KAISER

fails to be nonchalant at the sight of some rando trying to hit you up

he takes cocky strides towards you and the pest attempting to win your heart

he wraps his arms around you and rests his chin on the top of your head, asking loudly and CLEARLY, "is this hackfresse bothering you, liebe?"

you physically cringe at the statement, stifling a laugh

he hawk stares the poor individual with those ever so terrifying baby blues man (me personally i would've creamed my pants at the sight of BOTh of you)

of course, no words needed as the person just slowly backs up, probably shitting their pants after being stared down by a 6'1 star athlete

"do i need to start hard launching you?" he asks with so much authenticity you couldn't hold back a cackle anymore (problem was he's been hard launching bro)

REO MIKAGE

genuinely offended at the sight that someone even had the BALLS to disrespect your space in such a manner

probably was worried that he might have a, "i waited 3 and a half years, [blank] man did it one day"

he's not the most chalant despite his status so he relies heavily on his charms and wit

slides next to you with his arm around your shoulder and makes direct eye contact with the nuisance interacting with you

"yeah, sorry dude, she's a woman of class if you couldn't tell already," he states as he leans into kiss your forehead

"oh shit, reo mikage? yo my bad man," the individual grimaces as they hoppity hop hop away

genuinely wondering how he juggles you and nagi vro 💔

ALEXIS NESS

lowkey shat his pants at the sight of a conventionally attractive guy hitting on you

5'11 puppy boy turned into an alpha what the hell

ness is right behind the man, hand gripping his shoulder, all THREE of you felt fear

as the man turns around, he reverts back to his well mannered and nice persona (are we disturbing the peace)

"please don't talk to her, you could talk to anyone else who comes in, just please keep your hands off her," he pleas desperately, but it in fact was not a plea, i fear it was in fact, a threat

the man honestly might've switched sides when he saw ness (zooweemama indeed) but respected the boundary and left

ISAGI YOICHI

understands that female/male relationships can be fully platonic so he's fairly easy going

he doesn't tolerate disrespect, ESPECIALLY towards his partner, bats many eyes at the sight of a greasy man approaching you

tries the, "don't judge a book by it's cover" but apparently the cover says it all

isagi's aura begins to loom within the atmosphere as he nears

he hands you a drink mildly chalantly, giving the greasy individual a chance to catch a hint and leave before he catches strays

impressed by the audacity of the man as he continues to flirt with you even though you repeatedly had mentioned that you were in a healthy loving relationship WITH THE MAN RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

hold isagi back because he will start throwing creative insults the way he does on field 💔

asks you why we needed a reason to hate

RIN ITOSHI

isn't immediately by your side when someone was making advances on you (he didn't catch the hint)

when he notices it, he's by your side like a guard dog, he fails to believe that someone so half-baked had the steel balls (jjba ref) to interact with you in such a disrespectful manner

"you think someone as lukewarm as you could come in and ridicule this beauty over here? absolutely not," he shakes his head, internally cringing at his own words

dude was already lucky rin didn't see a resemblance of sae, would've genuinely slimed his whole family 💔

isn't called the destroyer for no reason

a blink of an eye and the nuisance was gone. rin got showered and peppered with kisses that day (he gets that everyday bro who is this man)