#pls like

summary:just a bunch of AGED UP max hatter headcanons which are hopefully accurate

warnings:suggestive content,hopefully accurate hc,idk☹️

note:this is to make up for my lazy lack of posting 💔 i’m working on all requests and i promise they’re in my drafts im just finding time to finish them. i hope you enjoy this my lovelies

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sfw

•possessive whenever someone is too close because you’re the only person he feels safe around,he refuses to lose you

•trust is a HUGE thing in the relationship,it takes a lot to earn his trust but once you do he trusts you with his life

•puppy eyes 24/7 in which you fold immediately,who wouldn’t??

•only allows you to wear and remove his hat

•piggy backing off the last one,he’s super sensitive with his hair and you are strictly the only one who can touch it;melts whenever you scratch his scalp with your nails

•adores giving you little handmade trinkets and gifts for any holiday or just in general

•whenever his father does something,he immediately comes to you to cry in your arms

•show you hat tricks whenever your upset and if that doesn’t cheer you up,he’ll let you paint his nails,do his makeup/skincare or whatever’d make you feel better. wouldn’t have any less for his girl

•would call you princess even if you weren’t just to annoy you

•everybody knew he was in love with you before both you and him were ready to admit it just by the way he looks at you

•nerds tf out when he’s only with you,feeling safe enough to explain everything he knows

•’yes ma’am’ is his go to response whenever you tell him anything

•uses his strength to his advantage,often just manhandling you around just for the fun of it even when you squeal in fear

•so desperate to let you know he’s not like his father that he was in the brink of tears on a late night despite you telling him you know he’s not his father months prior

•falls asleep on your chest all the time

•definitely have matching jewellery on all the time

•the first thing you gave him was a small pin you’d thought he’d like from your home,not expecting him to wear it but the day after you noticed it on his hat and he never took it off since

•the first time you cried infront of him,he didn’t let you go for the rest of the night

•if you weren’t already in his friendgroup,the anxiety he felt when you properly met them for the first time was enough to skip an entire day of classes;his friendgroup is like his family so it meant a lot they accepted you

•both of you have incorporated eachothers styles in both of your styles. including you having a purple streak through your hair

•sits you on his lap when you dye his and your hair,says it’s for practicality but you both know it’s bullshit.

•is so teasing and flirty infront of everybody but folds the second you two are alone

•sits you on his lap 24/7. catching you through a belt loop or just winding an arm around your waist and pulling you on his lap

nsfw

•A VIRGIN. i cannot stress this enough that it takes a lot for sex to even come into conversation but you will most definitely be his first.

•this counts as both sfw and nsfw but my god he’s so submissive,you walk him like a dog without either of you ever noticing

•noisy. whimpers,whines,moans,groans whenever he can

•his face when he first bottomed out was beautiful, jaw slack,eyes glassed over,gripping you for dear life

•after the first few times of having sex with you guiding him,he takes control during it,desperate to prove himself to you that he’s ’good enough’

•switch depending on his mood

•would leave noticable hickeys and mark’s on you just to stake his claim

•as soon as he learns,would eat you out like a man STARVED genuinely hands,fingers,tongue,everything.all while staring up at you with the most glossy,pure eyes ever

•the biggest praise kink.

•has and is very willing to beg for you

•this fits under both again but he worships you like a goddess,especially in bed not a single inch of your body goes unpraised

•has most definitely cried during sex at least once

•the first time you gave him head,he instantly bucked into your mouth;apologising beyond belief afterward

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hii! bro half of this deleted so i forgot some but this is to make up for not posting. i promise to you all,ive saw your requests and i am in the progress of writing them i just need the motivation to finish them. i’m so sorry but i hope this’ll do in the meanwhile. in apology im learning to write smut for you guys. i love you all

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Her lips pressed tiny peppers kisses down your neck. The corner of the club you were in was dark. Dark enough to not see what the explicit things you two were doing.

You threw up head back, letting it fall against the wall.

"Wait--no, we can't." You gasped out, feeling her lift up your dress, just enough to expose your wet cunt.

Her hands trailed down the tight fabric of your dress until it reached the hem.

"Why not?" She asked, lifting herself from the spot on your neck. She tilted her head.

"Because--people are--oh!" You gasped once more as her fingers rub over cloth cunt.

"Yeah, but they'll never notice." She smiled against your neck. "Their too drunk for their own good."

You rolled your eyes. "You're so mean to me." You mumbled, closing your eyes.

"Am I baby?" She cooed, looking up at you. Her fingers pull down your soaked underwear only a little. "Well, I don't see you stopping me."

The truth was, you couldn't stop her even if you tried. Her fingers make their way through your puffy folds.

You bit your lip to suppress your moans.

Her fingers slide up and down, using your wetness as lube for her slim fingers.

Her fingertips traced the rim of your hole, teasing you.

"Just put it in already." You mumbled in her ear. You heard her chuckle, lifting her head up to kiss your lips.

Missing someone J? hm...

nerd!jo is utterly and completely obsessed with you, so deep inlove he needs nothing else in life. sure, maybe he’s a little shy, but there’s no harm in that right?

until it starts to get aggravating. kisses and cuddles? you both love it, it’s so warm and sweet and whatnot. but the boy won’t even let you kiss his neck, or grope him just a little! he freezes, mumbles something incoherently, then says he has to finish some homework.

satoru feels bad eventually after always pushing you away, to the point you’ve just stopped asking anymore, and just stick with the cuddles. so he’s finally decided to give in, do something intimate, and have sex with you.

in bed with you, satoru’s twirling the strands of your hair around his finger, nose buried in the softness, your scent overwhelming his senses. you scroll on your phone, letting him hug you close as always. but then, his grip on you tightens. subtly, yet noticeably, his touch with you gets more bold. a hand presses against the middle of your back, right above your ass, and his face rubs against your cheek, lips to your ear.

“baby… yknow um.. how you always asked me if i’m ready yet?.. for.. um.. sexual intercourse?” he mumbles, of course using the proper terms of what he wants like the nerd he is. nervous blue eyes stare at you, a small swallow heard from his throat, adam’s apple bobbing.

you nod slowly, slightly confused but eventually hoping he’s going to do what you think he is.

“well.. i-i want to do it. i really want to.. because um.. well you’re just so beautiful and patient, and i h-hate to deprive you of anything you want. so please.. let me make you feel good?”

a grin appears on your face, “of course ‘toru.. of course, yeah. you promise you won’t chicken out?” he shakes his head, promising he won’t, and sits up with you on the bed.

you wait for a moment, waiting for him to be ready, and when he is you slip off your top first, a cute lacy bra underneath it, adding more beauty to your features. satoru gulps audibly and stupidly, but even if he’s crazy nervous, a hand reaches out, and helps you with the rest of your clothes.

his fingers brushing against your hips and thighs, pulling your shorts down, the touch just makes you shiver. the more he looks at you, the more the tent in his pants grow. his cock aches, pulses, leaks. he hopes and prays you don’t see the wet spot on his sweatpants, but at this point, he wants you to. he wants you to see just how much he wants you, needs you, the need to just be buried deep in you.

“y-you’re so beautiful, baby..” he whispers, before taking off his own clothes, until left in his leaky wet boxers. and holy shit. this man is huge! you can already tell without even taking a peak underneath.

“um.. toru..” your mind takes over you, and next thing you know, your helping him slip off his boxers, and his cock springs against his stomach. it’s a soft pink at the tip, pre cum spilling down the sides, and it twitches. twitches, with how much it needs you.

you poke at it. it twitches again, and he whimpers just from the small touch.

“it’s… really big, satoru.. are you sure this’ll fit?” you tease, your hand wrapping around his shaft, the white sticky liquid sliding down to your fingers, and you start to rub up and down. satoru softly groans, a whimpery groan, head falling back as he grips your waist tighter. “i-i know.. b-but i need you, y/n. please.. be a good girl for me, a-and take it?” his words make your panties soaked, neediness gushing out of you, filling up your senses.

how could you say no to such a sweet needy boy? it would be cruel, wouldn’t it? so, you slip into his lap with your panties pushed to the side, exposing your wet tiny hole, it almost seems impossible that such a large thing could even push past it. but you still try, take a deep breath, and line yourself up with his mushroomy tip, rubbing between your soaked folds with ease. you push your hips down, and grip at his shoulders when you feel the stretch. your barely halfway down his cock, yet you’re struggling!

satoru groans, head falling back as his fingers dig into your sides and indenting in the soft skin of your waist. “t-toru.. it c-can’t fit, baby. m’trying, but..” you whine, shaking your head desperately. satoru is determined and shakes his own head, “shh, p-pretty girl.. i got you, don’t w-worry. m-make you feel s’good.” before moving his own hips instead, his aching length stretching through your fluttery walls, tip kissing your cervix as you whimper and whine. the more you squirm, the more louder you both are, but he continues to push in and out of you, lips crashing and biting yours and the skin is now red with teeth marks all over.

it starts to get somewhat less painful for you, and begin bouncing on his cock for him, nails scratching his pale back and nasty, squelching sounds fill the room as his balls hit agaisnt the plush of your ass. “f-fuck.. b-baby, m’gonna cum.. please, lemme cum inside..please baby.” he begs, voice hoarse with need and desire, his glasses crooked and slipping off his nose, but you leave it since it just makes him look twice as cute. you nod quickly, already on the edge with him, before sinking your hips all the way down. white gushes into you, filling your pussy and leaking between you as you feel your eyes roll back and head falling onto his shoulder.

sweat sticks between both your chests, but it’s somehow comfortable, the soft wetness of skin pressed together. satoru pants and carefully pulls out, his cock pressed against your tummy. he gulps, lust taking over him as he whispers,

“m-maybe.. o-one more time?”