I am but a small bean

Sorry everyone. Didn't mean to scare you with Tumblr lore and history. Anyway, ignore this if you can. Go in peace, my child.

I've never watched the show, and I don't plan to, but this was too funny to pass up.

I now know how Stephanie must have feel if she had to spend time with her father after meeting Batman.

When Tolkien said Elrond is “kind as summer,” he had clearly never walked a mile and a half to the train station in work clothes while it’s 97 degrees plus, like, a thousand percent humidity on a day when everyone’s overripe trash bins are at the curb waiting for pick-up. Unless he did, in which case maybe we’ve all been misreading Elrond for decades and what Tolkien was really saying with that analogy was that Elrond is only as kind as a brutally unrelenting swamp heat that literally sucks the will to live right out of your body and leaves you with terrible under-boob sweat. I guess it could go either way.

I was about to remind everyone that Tolkien was born in (and was likely raised in) South Africa. While it's not the hottest African country out there, it can still get up to 50 °C along the East coast.

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt