Couldn't be gayer if I tried.

wish i was cute and also not an absolute fucking idiot

don’t hand me the aux cord unless you’re ready to get sad as fuck

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

this post is so pure

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

They were preparing us for the biggest clown of all

The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

why fear it when you can embrace it

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material