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David Roman Antonio

Call me David or I swear to god…

He/him/his

Nine Inch Nail and Maneskin fan

Regrets putting took Latin on his resume

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If you know any job openings drop them in my ask box. Please. I'm begging. I will answer other things if you drop them there too.

If I have to deliver another piece of garlic bread to Nero I am going to lose my mind!

Remember to always read the fine print in anything you sign… don't be like me.

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Nero… the Roman emperor who just showed up one day at my work. @nero-caesar-augustus

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Tired Employee: #I just work here

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The ceiling fan broke again 🥵 send help quick

- @servus-romanus on behalf of Da Fras (yk like bros but i added our own twist (frater))

Do I even want to know how you broke the ceiling fan this time? I'll fix it in a few.

#i just work here #david's bad advice

david-aka-nerva

Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.

nero-caesar-augustus

*poison.

Not "soda"

david-aka-nerva

For the last time it's not poison! It's just bubbly. It's very normal for a drink like that.

#tsk #wasting such a good drink like that shame on you #i just work here

Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.

#fuck you Britney #fuck dr pepper #no wait not dr pepper #the dr pepper was innocent in this #fuck nero #i just work here #i hate my coworkers

Why does your biography say Giuseppephobic? :-(

PS This is Giuseppe.

PS PS Do you know what PS means?

PS PS PS The toilet is clogged again :-(

@giuseppe-david2-habsburg-selenus

...

#i hate my coworkers #david's bad advice #how the fuck do you keep clugging the toilet!

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servus-romanus

who would win in a fight

@nothing-is-ours-but-time

or

@david-aka-nerva

britney-in-italy

Seneca. Full stop

nothing-is-ours-but-time

I thank you for your vote of confidence, Britney. I think David has the advantage of me physically as he is some two millenia younger. However I do not think his exposure to physical fighting has been as extensive as my own, either as viewer or participant.

That is something that I find truly lacking in this modern education, the omittence of wrestling and other such fighting sports. The young men of this age do not know the first thing about how to use their bodies to defend themselves, unless they take their own initiative in learning.

Keeping this in mind, I think I have the advantage over all, despite my age.

david-aka-nerva

I think I am a good ish fighter. I don't really fight with others to really know nor do I want to engage in a physical fight. In a fist fight I might not last long potentially but give me a gun and I'll be fine.

My American spirit will fuel me enough to win a fight... probably.

#born and raised American #eagle sounds #I just work here #David's bad advice

britney-in-italy

Why does the "emperor" keep stealing my car keys only to sit in the driver's seat to honk the horn??

nero-caesar-augustus

Ultimate lyre.

britney-in-italy

Biggest headache of my life. From none other than the "emperor" nero himself

david-aka-nerva

So glad I can't afford a car but can afford soundproof headphones

#Victory is mine #i just work here

Someone remind me to never let Nero in my apartment again... that was horrible...

#It took so long to clean up that mess

What's wrong with drinking a beer and a fruity drink!!

#can't a guy enjoy two different types of drinks at once!#i just work here

despazito

britney-in-italy

@david-aka-nerva this you?

david-aka-nerva

My ex got me that shirt. Tubi got bangers of movies on there.

#i just work here

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Fuck you

#i hate my coworkers #david's bad advice #stupid ass Britney

500 cigarettes

I want 500 cigarettes 🚬

#I can’t because of Nero #I miss smoking so bad #david's bad advice #i just work here

giuseppe-david2-habsburg-selenus

@david-aka-nerva

Hello David, I am on Tumbler now!!

We can now work to promote the villa together on a whole new platform. Yippee!!!! As they say

Look forward to our work together!!

PS Do you know why Britney said FML to me when I tagged her?

david-aka-nerva

Hi Giuseppe... why... just why...

#why must i be tormented so #david's bad advice

DAUID I VSED THE ELEUATOR TO GET VP BVT NOW I CAN'T FIND THE DEIECTOR TO GET DOWN AGAIN PLEASE SAVE ME

- @servus-romanus

Just hit the buttons on the panel on the side of the elevator and inside the elevator... do I have to come up and get you?

#one would never think an elevator is a complicated thing to grasp but here we are #i just work here #david's bad advice #i just want to eat my food in peace

david-aka-nerva

Why do you have a rock named Britney??

I named it before I EVER met my coworker!

david-aka-nerva

IT'S TRUE!!! WHY WOULD I EVER NAME ANYTHING AFTER YOU OF ALL PEOPLE! I WOULD RATHER DIE.

... I think it's time to change the rocks name

britney-in-italy

Change it to nero

nero-caesar-augustus

I would be honored.

david-aka-nerva

I was thinking along the lines of... like... uhhh... I will get back to you on names

#i just work here

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twirlingfreckles

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

david-aka-nerva

Last time I ever show you my childhood picture

#i just work here

david-aka-nerva

Why do you have a rock named Britney??

I named it before I EVER met my coworker!

david-aka-nerva

IT'S TRUE!!! WHY WOULD I EVER NAME ANYTHING AFTER YOU OF ALL PEOPLE! I WOULD RATHER DIE.

... I think it's time to change the rocks name

#i hate my coworkers #specifically the one who's name starts with B #i just work here

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