Neriman Oddity

Send one to ask the muse….

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Trouble was, she couldn’t exactly say, “You’re right! At least you’re still human! Wanna see something cool?” That’s a bit off setting in itself. But maybe, if she calmed down, she could lead into it…

The gash slowly started stitching itself back together, until the cut was no more. “You showed me yours, it’s only fair I show you mine.” She said.

“I mean, if I could say I had part time DDs and had a problem with what you have going on, that would be only slightly hypocritical.”

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Trouble was, she couldn’t exactly say, “You’re right! At least you’re still human! Wanna see something cool?” That’s a bit off setting in itself. But maybe, if she calmed down, she could lead into it…

The gash slowly started stitching itself back together, until the cut was no more. “You showed me yours, it’s only fair I show you mine.” She said.

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Trouble was, she couldn’t exactly say, “You’re right! At least you’re still human! Wanna see something cool?” That’s a bit off setting in itself. But maybe, if she calmed down, she could lead into it…

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t think anyone was here.”

“Um. Your fly is down.”

“I don’t take photos well.”

“I haven’t really ‘gone out’ a lot.”

“You have something on your shoe…”

“I kinda like being not noticed.”

“When we first met I didn’t like you.”

“I’m not a sport-type of person.”

“I’m so weird and quirky that It’s often painful.”

“I’m usually a bit of a loner.”

“Your skirt needs to get, um, fixed.”

“Here, let me help you out.”

“I was never the popular kid.”

“I can’t eat anything on this menu.”

“I have a few idiosyncrasies.”

“Hi, um, I’m, ah, sorry…”

“I feel I should warn you, my family is a little odd.”

“No! Don’t look in there!”

❤  - kiss my muse on the (specify area)

✂ - backhand my muse across the face

✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)

Δ  - point a weapon at my muse

☮ - interact with my muse’s pet

♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc)

★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action

☀ - ask my muse to stay the night

☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

“You know…at first, I really hated this curse. Being a part time woman does not lend well to the whole ‘being the manliest man’ thing. But then, one day very recently, I decided to, well, maybe not embrace, but see a silver lining of my curse. Maybe by learning about being a woman, I can be a better man. So there will be times that you see me as a woman for days at a time. If that happens, please call me Ranko in public…I don’t want too much attention.”

He finished his tea, then picked up the bra he had earlier discarded, staring at it for a very long time. 

Mun paused, taking a sip of her own tea and taking a small breather. She talked a lot, maybe too much… She needed to ask Ranma some more life questions! That way they could be better friends!

“How does ot feel when you have sex as a guy and as a girl? Is it weird or cool?”

“Well, as a guy, I’ve never danced the dance. As a girl, I haven’t even so much as touched myself. So you could say I’m a double virgin.” He chuckled, sweating. 

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

“You know…at first, I really hated this curse. Being a part time woman does not lend well to the whole ‘being the manliest man’ thing. But then, one day very recently, I decided to, well, maybe not embrace, but see a silver lining of my curse. Maybe by learning about being a woman, I can be a better man. So there will be times that you see me as a woman for days at a time. If that happens, please call me Ranko in public…I don’t want too much attention.”

He finished his tea, then picked up the bra he had earlier discarded, staring at it for a very long time. 

Mun paused, taking a sip of her own tea and taking a small breather. She talked a lot, maybe too much… She needed to ask Ranma some more life questions! That way they could be better friends!

“How does ot feel when you have sex as a guy and as a girl? Is it weird or cool?”

“Well, as a guy, I’ve never danced the dance. As a girl, I haven’t even so much as touched myself. So you could say I’m a double virgin.” He chuckled, sweating. 

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

“You know...at first, I really hated this curse. Being a part time woman does not lend well to the whole ‘being the manliest man’ thing. But then, one day very recently, I decided to, well, maybe not embrace, but see a silver lining of my curse. Maybe by learning about being a woman, I can be a better man. So there will be times that you see me as a woman for days at a time. If that happens, please call me Ranko in public...I don’t want too much attention.”

He finished his tea, then picked up the bra he had earlier discarded, staring at it for a very long time. 

Ranma thought he would be fine not packing any of his female clothes, he wanted to spend today as a guy anyway, what with this unnatural heat wave he had been experiencing lately. 

But of course, some idiot had to bump into him, knocking him into the nearby pond, turning him into his female form. Annoyed at her own lack of preparation, she climbed out of the pond, walking right up to the stranger.

Mun had no place to live. New universe, new life, no house. It was a bit of a mix up sometimes.

“You have a really nice place here Ranko, can you answer my damn questions now!?” Mun exclaimed with a smile and a laugh.

“Okay, don’t read anything into what I’m about to do, and just trust me, okay?”

With that, she began to strip until she was totally naked.

“Okay… Why did you want me to do that?”

She couldn’t see it happening, but a tingling in her scalp told her that her hair was changing from red to black, the change in pigmentation already affecting her hair.

But this was new.

“My name is Ranma Saotome. When I was a child, my father took me from my home, in an attempt to make me the world’s manliest man. Two years ago, while training at the Jusenkyo Springs, I fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl. Now, whenever I come into contact with cold water, I turn into a girl. I transform back into a guy when I get splashed with hot water.”

He looked back at Mun.