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at work i was doing a phone interview and the person had only worked at a horse stable before so i asked her what she learned working there that she could apply to working in retail, and she said, “nothing. that was horses, retail is for people” and i had to mute the call because i couldn’t help but laugh hysterically

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

Me leaving your party.

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE