Nerd Who "Inserts" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hullo! My name is Blake, and I'm queer. More than that, I am an AuDHD man-thing (He/It) with OCD, C-PTSD, and hypersexuality who finds my F/Os hot and is a kinky fuck. Idgaf if you think autistic people should be 'innocent'; I'm a grown-ass man who was born in 2002.

I tag all my posts and put them behind mature filters, so you can block some F/O tags if you're uncomfortable seeing smut/suggestive content of certain characters, lol. If you're a minor and interact with this blog, I'm blocking you immediately, get OUT-

All of my S/Is are just me put in my F/Os universes, so I use my S/Is name + me/my/I interchangeably. Not sure if that counts as unreality? My S/Is are literally just me with slightly different backstories/appearances for canon compliance, lol. Same personality, same quirks, same neurodivergence, etc.

This obviously isn't my main blog. If you want to see my non-NSFW selfship blog, you can find it here: @nerdwhoauthorinserts

   Feel free to send me asks about almost any topic. I’m always willing to answer questions or talk about my S/Is or F/Os.

   Please read my Carrd before you interact. It has my DNI, BYF, and my list of F/Os!

My Basic selfship blog Carrd My NSFW Carrd (Features a list of kinks I'm into, just so people aren't jumpscared by a kink they didn't expect while looking through my posts.)

Yes, talk to me like I'm dumb, like I'm your poor, helpless little kitty who you love unconditionally. Yeah, I'm dumb, but you don't mind; you love me and I love you, and I make you feel so good, so it doesn't matter.

I'm such a good kitty for you, I'm so obedient, tell me I'm a 'good boy' and how much you love how dumb I am for you. Tell me how much you love what my mouth can do when I'm not talking, tell me how handsome I look when I'm too tired to move, please.

All spoken in the most loving tone possible. Mmmh...

Do you know what the sexiest thing in the world is? Confidence. You're confident in your love for your F/Os and how attracted to them you are, and they can see that; so why wouldn't they think you're sexy?

You love them for a reason, and they love you, too. Not in spite of whatever flaws you might have, but because you're you.

"Oh, but I'm too fat! Oh, but I have bad skin! Oh, but I have bad teeth! Oh, but I have stretch marks! Oh, but I've gone bald! Oh, but I-" Blah, blah, blah, nobody cares, hush! You're sexy and they know it! And it doesn't matter how much you try to claim you're not sexy, they're gonna keep believing it!

They find you sexy, inside and out~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Birthday sex with your romantic F/O(s).

They wake you up that morning, peppering kisses all over your face, whispering a soft 'good morning' to you.

The whole day, they're at your beck and call, whether you're doing activities, partying, or just at home making them watch your favorite shows with you. (Though they aren't complaining - it makes you so happy to share your favorite shows with them; anything for their beloved on your birthday.)

All that time and getting you a slice of your favorite cake (or whatever other dessert you have if you don't like cake) and whispering quiet praises and compliments to you as you eat it. It doesn't take long before they're already exploring your body with reverent touches, asking you quietly if you'd like a 'special gift', and offering to let you choose anything you'd like for 'playtime'.

Oh, boy!

Asking them in my most loving tone possible to let me see their jotun form, giving gentle reassurances until Loki lets down their magic and I can see their beautiful blue skin and sparkling ruby eyes.

Thinking about peppering kisses along their arms, legs, torso, and face, tracing every raised line with worshipful reverence and whispering to them just how much I adore them and how beautiful they are in either form.

If they try to argue or refuse my compliments, I'd just kiss them to quiet every reservation and whisper that they're everything I could want and so much more. Why wouldn't I want Loki? Why wouldn't I think Loki is beautiful? Why wouldn't I want Loki to be mine?

Just-... showering my beloved Loki with affection and reverence until they know, without a shadow of a doubt, that they're loved and cherished.

In case anyone is curious, it's a smut drawing of me/Blake x Loki, post-making out, naked, with Loki sitting on my lap.

I'm not talking in the sexy, 'oh that's so hot' way, but in the comfortable, 'even if just for a few minutes, all their anxiety is gone and we're just holding one-another' way.

The 'it's just us for a little while' way, where it feels like everything else in the world doesn't exist and we can just lie in each other's arms, feeling the afterglow and enjoying each other's presence.