Star Girl™

a/n: this was drafted on 16th may, 2021, if I haven’t come back to delete this from my queued since then, it officially means that i have become tired of working on myself, and will now be unapologetically insane :)

Toji: doesn’t really care. if the water gets thru, it gets thru, otherwise you can have your cake and eat it 😋

Megumi: kinda just positions himself in a way so that the water is flowing thru there, nothing more because it be too sus for him.

Gojo: buttcheek spreader, puts the water stream on highest pressure and like an inch away from his asshole, moans loud enough that his neighbours hear it.

Nanami: spotless and squeaky clean because hygiene is priority. let’s the water run through well and makes sure that cake is fresh.

Yuuji: does it a few times a week just for the sake of cleanliness, if he remembers it that is.

Yuuta: spotless, clean, an absolute masterpiece, boy spreads his cheeks to make sure all is well and good. anus talented, it do cartwheels🤸‍♀️

Choso: puts the showerhead at it’s highest mode and points it right inside just to feel something 😀

Naoya: it’s brownie fiesta uptown, buttcheeks are probably glued shut together, that’s why all the shit comes out his mouth :/

Elle- No one will ever meet my expectations for Carmindor especially not Darien Freeman.

*meets Darien and finds out she been talking to him all these months*

Darien: *trips on his own feet and lands on his face first, gets up and smiles goofyily*

Elle- No one will ever meet my expectations for Carmindor especially not Darien Freeman.

*meets Darien and finds out she been talking to him all these months*

Darien: *trips on his own feet and lands on his face first, gets up and smiles goofyily*

Magnus Bane

Sebastian Morgenstern

Jace Herondale

Jessamine Lovelace

Kit Herondale

Simon Lewis

Jace Herondale pt. 2

Isabelle Lightwood

Matthew Fairchild

Charlotte Fairchild

Maryse Lightwood

All the demons that have been killed

Aline Penhallow

Gabriel Lightwood

Jem Carstairs

James Herondale 

Christopher Lightwood

Kieran Kingson

Emma Carstairs

Dru Blackthorn

Diana Wraybrun

Valentine Morgenstern

Thule Livvy

Ty Blackthorn

Mark Blackthorn

Zara Dearborn

Julian Blackthorn

Church

Livvy Blackthorn

Diego Rosales

Tavvy Blackthorn

Cristina Rosales

Malcom Fade

Jamie Rosales

Clary Fairchild

Tessa Grey

Alec Lightwood

Will Herondale