Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.

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CJ cons the vicious House of Representatives into investigating the MS instead of letting the fair-minded Special Prosecutor do it

a dead homeless man is found with Toby’s old coat, Toby gets emotionally involved, there’s a formal funeral because the man fought in Korea, Mrs. Landingham tells Toby about her sons, I weep openly

this was probably more than one ep but Will vs. Hazing

CJ vs. the cat figurine

Charlie, Bartlet, and the carving knife

Donna vs. the 20(?)lb of moose meat

Donna vs. North v. South Dakota

Donna vs. trying to get someone to vote for Bartlet to balance the fact that she accidentally voted for Ritchie (”It’s an honor thing!”)

SECRET PLAN TO FIGHT INFLATION

Sam and Mallory re: school vouchers, Chinese opera

Toby trying to deal with Andy and simultaneously put together a blue-ribbon commission on labor, and there’s this one jackass who’s being stubborn but Andy accidentally gives Toby an idea for a somewhat underhanded way to deal with him and they smile at each other and they’re still so in love? In a slightly broken way?

Toby is struggling with the State of the Union and Will shows up and somewhat unwillingly auditions to help

any time, and I can’t emphasize this enough, but any time Jed and Abby are trying to have sex and it keeps getting interrupted

Election Night

Jed can’t get the radio address right all day, and then he insults Nellie Bly at the last minute

I’m pretty sure there’s a third time? Right after he’s cleared for it post-Roswell? Abby ends up catching a plane?

one time he’s sick and keeps insisting she’s really hot when she’s being a doctor, god I appreciate seeing middle-age/old people still being adorably in love but also It’s Complicated sometimes

Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence