Heyo!

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

I get so annoyed when reviews for a book are so clearly from people outside the target audience and all of them are like “WooW…. ThIs wAs WeeiRd” like, did you look at the cover? Did you read the blurb? It’s about fucking an alien idk what you expected

The new season of Bridgerton is coming out in a few days and I will not apologize for the absolute feral fucking BEAST im about to become about Polin omg