M-M-Mark?! I Love That Nerd!

I most likely got one or two things wrong nut here goes

names and pronouns colour coded or bolded for convenience

-Damien, Celine, Mark, and William AKA the Colonel meet and become friends, practically growing up in Markiplier Manor together.

-Mark marries Celine (possibly for her knowledge about the arcane arts), to the dismay of the Colonel.

-Mark’s fame as an actor and obsession lead to him and Celine growing apart.

-Celine and the Colonel start to have an afair, funded by Mark’s loans to the Colonel.

-Mark discovers the afair, ends things with Celine and demands the Colonel pay him back, which he refuses, causing the two to end contact.

-Mark’s obsession with the Arcane leads him to unleash two other-dimensional entities into the manor (which I’ll refer to as the “House entity” and the “Dark entity”), and discover two extra planes of existence, the “in-between” and the “upside down”.

-Mark uses the upside down to cheat death over and over again, returning from it to his damaged body after killing himself in various ways to test the upside down’s limits.

-Mark plans to manipulate the Colonel into killing him, only to then steal his body as an act of revenge.

-Mark hires a detective named Abe to investigate his staff in order to make sure his plan goes well.

-Mark invites Abe, Damien (now the city’s mayor), the DA (a stand-in for the viewer and Damien’s plus one) and the Colonel to a poker night to enact his plan.

-Mark succeeds in having the Colonel kill him through a game of Russian roulette in the cellar (which breaks a wine bottle), but is unable to steal the Colonel’s body or return to his own as it has become too damaged.

-One of the entities uses the in-between to teleport Mark’s body in front of the DA to start the investigation which would allow Mark and the entities to get new bodies.

-The Dark entity succeeds in stealing Mark’s body (however it can barely move), but only by trapping it in the upside down.

-Celine senses the odd happenings at the manor and joins the investigation in an attempt to speak to Mark’s trapped soul, with the DA’s help.

-the House entity shows the DA a vision of Groundskeeper George to get everyone but Celine and Damien to leave.

-While Abe, Chef and the DA interrogate George, Damien and Celine attempt contact with Mark once more, allowing Mark to trap Damien in the upside down and steal his body to escape, and allowing the House entity to do the same to Celine.

-Needing a new body, the Dark entity manipulates Damien and Celine and sends the DA and the Colonel to Abe’s office via the in-between.

-Misinterpreting the evidence gathered by Abe, the Colonel believes Abe has been pulling all the strings, confronting and eventually shooting him, only to then accidentally shoot the DA who falls to their death.

-The Dark entity convinces Damien and Celine to return to the DA’s body with the DA, and they convince the DA to agree.

-The Dark entity joins the 3 souls back into DA’s body, however as multiple beings cannot be in the same body, each soul is broken and split into pieces, creating a deranged individual corrupted by darkness.

-The Colonel, seeing the DA’s body rise back up after several hours, falls into madness, believing that death is a meaningless joke that anyone can get back up from.

-The dark individual takes Damien’s appearance (with some elements of Celine’s) and pushes the DA out into a broken mirror, now only containing Celine’s fractured soul, Damien’s fractured soul, and the Dark Entity.

-the souls overflowing from the body that was not meant to hold them give the Dark individual a red and blue aura, officially creating Darkiplier.

-Abe warns the Colonel over the radio that he is coming for him.

-The Colonel, now going under the name Wilford (Motherlovin’) Warfstache, convinces Abe that he has succeeded in catching him, only to make him question reality and fall with him into madness.

-Mark, now in Damien’s old body, attempts to regain his fame, this time as a youtube gamer.

-Darkiplier, or at least the Damien part of him, wanting his body back, attempts to possess Mark on several occasions, causing Mark to stare creepily into the camera, as well as various glitches.

- Wilford Warfstache starts a career as a reporter, interviewing several video game characters and having several death-filled adventures, one of which seemingly ends in his death at the hands of a baby, however it would seem he was only injured.

-Wilford interviews Actor Mark, neither seeming to recognize each other. As Mark insults Wilford and the audience, Wilford casually stabs him to death (however Mark obviously would not be dead for long)

-Actor Mark stars in a choose-your-own adventure-style romantic video series, however two of the story’s endings are hijacked, one in which Darkiplier attempts to steal Mark’s co-star, succeeding and getting Mark (temporarily) killed or getting himself (temporarily) killed depending on the co-star’s choice, and one in which Warfstache teleports the co-star into a bathroom, in which a mirror reveals that they are in fact Mark’s dog Chica.

-Warfstache creates MarkTV, a TV service that would give Dark, Warf, and even a reluctant (and seamingly hostage) Mark, as well as various other Markiplier personas their own shows and commercial platforms, in an attempt to gain fame and therefore take control of Mark’s channel. While Dr. Iplier agrees with Warfstache, having been heavily featured in MarkTV, the other personas disagree, including Dark, who assures Warfstache he still respects him and always has.

-Poems written from the perspective of various personas appear in the descriptions of Mark’s Doki Doki Litterature Club playthrough.

-A cryptic video is posted from Mark’s van in which an old television turns on emitting white noise, waking up the cameraman as a barely audible voice, seemingly Darkiplier’s, states that “we were going to do great things together”, then orders the cameraman to go back to sleep.

-Another cryptic video is posted with various glitchy, grainy shots of nature, a cabin, a floating woman and a hooded figure, as well as a voice, seemingly Darkiplier’s, stating (either to Mark, the viewer or someone… or something else) “you built this place for broken things, but some things can’t be fixed”, then repeating the “go back to sleep” line.

ART THIEF WARNING!!!

Turns out, there’s an ENTIRE website making money off of stolen art. It’s called CopyCover, and even the fucking name implies that it steals art for phone covers (which it does exactly that).

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE LIKE THE PLAGUE

Here’s some screenshots of phone cases that could include stolen art!(YOUTUBE-RELATED. There may be other fandoms involved in this too!!) I found my art in this!!! If you recognize an artist, PLEASE inform them! 

(Take note that there IS a slight possibility that some of these are not stolen, and are the actual artists selling their stuff, but this website stole MY art, so I’m assuming it’s stealing everyone’s. I follow a lot of these artists shown here, and none of them have EVER promoted this website)

AND BEFORE YOU SAY: “Oh! They credited the artists, so it’s okay!”

NO. IT’S NOT OKAY. THIS WEBSITE IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF OTHERS’ ART WITHOUT PERMISSION. THAT IS STEALING. IT DOESNT MATTER IF CREDIT IS GIVEN. PERMISSION FROM THE ARTIST NEEDS TO BE GRANTED. (That’s like if you stole money from a bank, and “credited’ them by saying which bank you stole from).

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THIS MESSAGE! THANK YOU.

(I will tag artists shown in the examples above, and I will tag people that can help spread this around!)

@puppyrelp

@shuploc

@irdeadite

@simpleagle

@cartoonjunkie

@cinnamon-grump

@markiplier

@therealjacksepticeye​

@crankgameplays

@mayor-damien-protection-squad

@lacrimosathedark

@lala-the-rebel

@asofterfan

@author-trash

@mirror

@oresamawesome

@maddkro

@abd-illustrates (they have many of yours, i recognized the style on multiple cases)

@thenightsflaws

@ana-logical

@omniopticon

@chloesimaginationthings

@legopupy

@flatlinesunrelenting

@ritardlemon

@rubythetuesday3

@darkmagic-sweetheart

@turquoisemagpie @lum1natrix

Omfg! Here’s the weird shit that turned up after the outro animation played in reverse (and normal)

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.