Spoilers

Is the Acolyte's depiction of Vernestra Rwoh

Maybe we should leave Thrawn, Vern, and all the others

Safe in their ink worlds between the covers

Of the books by authors who know them best

Superman’s injustice

A brainwashing cult

It’s all the same result

The love between Dinah Lance

And Oliver Queen

Is the toughest romance

Instead of Heir to the Empire

Can Thrawn just be

You are the fucking worst

You're not a blessing

You're a curse

It's so fucking frustrating to read

How great you are

kwisatz haderach, mentat, and all that

And still consistently you drop the ball

A white Messiah complex can't cover up

The fact that you're a colonizer

Your lack of emotion at your own son's death

Doesn't make you seem any wiser

The fact that you see the future

And all it does is let you lace your boots right

Might be poor writing on Herbert's part

But it makes me hate you on sight

I cant believe that being the special-est baby boy

The whole universe has ever seen

Did nothing to improve your uninspired,

Underdeveloped, limp-noodle personality

You look at your sister like a creep

You let her get with an old undead friend of yours

You don't care about saving Arrakis

You just want people to fight your wars

Honestly I don't get why people like Dune

Someone please explain why

The best part of the whole thing

This is not what Lois meant

Jay's whole arm is broke

You and your dad have barely spoke

He's still a crazy fascist

A hug is not going to fix this

Did you really take a dip in the sun