♔ ❝Snog Box❞ ⇠ ♡ ⊱

Would you laugh if I told you I own a pair irl?

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

so happy new years, I work at a park that hosted new years eve fireworks. It is known to be the busiest day of the year for us. We easily get 94k people in the park on that day and reach max capacity. Yet when folks go to the park, they don't seem to understand that when we even put a message on twitter saying "We have reached capacity". Like they get legitimately mad at us because there are a lot of people at the park and viewing areas filled up by 6pm.

I work at a pet store and constantly have customers that ask me to get stuff for them then yell at me because "this harness is pink and my dog is a boy" or "this carrier is blue but my cat is a girl" like!!! A) you never mentioned the sex of your pet and I'm not a mind reader and B) your pets don't care! Stop enforcing arbitrary gender roles on your pets that literally can't even see the colors!

In situations like those, I like to throw it in peoples faces that in 1918 pink was for boys and blue was for girls. Their faces are usually pretty priceless.

i’m probably gonna get written up today because i can’t find anyone to cover my shift. it’s fine i don’t have a ruptured ovarian cyst or anything🤷🏼‍♀️

One of my co-workers was in the hospital for a few days, and had to miss a few shifts, and Fal-Wart still fired her. She literally couldn’t come into work.