shsl weird guy

i love that drs just kind of pretends the anime doesn't exist/doesn't have any of the characters from it in there because it's really funny to imagine that the hpa admins didn't give a shit about ryota, one of their actual ultimates, but were like "we simply must have hagakures hot mom join the simulation" and they were right because hiroko is so darling and fun and sweet

kaito and himiko would be an incredibly funny duo because they'd just constantly be getting into looney tunes scenarios

kirumi would bake a delicious pie and they'd both smell it and float over on the steam like cartoon characters

i can't stop thinking about their appearance as a duo in makis drs "with swimsuits" event where they get buried up to their necks in sand and then abandoned by the fucking insane combo of hiyoko kokichi ibuki and gonta. and then as soon as they see maki and chiaki walking by they both start yelling "MAKI ROLL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING HELP US" actual cartoon characters

makis ftes are so depressing it's kind of funny like it's just her going "yeah i used to get tortured every day for eternity. and still do. but it's whatever i guess it's not like i can do anything about it." and shuichi goes "jesus christ maki" and then you get a friendship fragment

fucked up there's no (to my knowledge) celes and kaito interactions in utdp/danganronpa s because i think shed take full advantage of kaitos gambling addiction & she wouldn't even feel bad about it. shed be like "thank you for funding my big ass vampire twink mansion ☺️" while kaitos punching the floor sobbing