Neiliyo Sucks

By the way, I had no idea about the iPhone thing.  Are you serious?  Like, furreal?  Way to totally retroactively date those awesome Vimeo videos you have of your bitchin' live shows.  Epic cringing in T-minus three years.

In the meantime, major, major props to Sean O'Neal for putting together an excellent piece.  You'll be hearing from us, Mr. O'Neal!

All I wanted to mention is that we're currently ranked #4 for "neiliyo" on Google.  That means anyone who searches for our favorite electro-funktionaire will no doubt see our own site as well.  Congrats to the tireless staff over at Neiliyo Sucks!

More or less, anyway.

Good question!  It *is* an impossibly juvenile name.  Anyone got any ideas?

Again--just gonna let this one sit here and fester.  Okay fine I'll just point out that "H H Hot" is, like, willfully idiotic, almost as if Neiliyo is doing his damndest to wring any excess IQ from all parties involved.

BTW, don't worry--the link's nofollow.

Code for "I'm listening to myself on my iPod tonight."  :(

Awful!  He goes to Starbucks?!

Whatever.  They'd be better if, maybe, they need to be a bit bigger vertically?

Debatable!  Can you out-Neiliyo Neiliyo himself?  It would be a tall task and would likely involve talking about yourself in the third person in a painfully flattering way a whole bunch.  This hat might (just might) be an integral part of the equation, as well.  What other resources and skills would you need to out-Neiliyo Neiliyo?  Will we ever know?  Is this one of those intractable questions science may never discover the answer to, like the purpose of dark matter?  Or will we one day figure this out, like when we realized what caused Toxic Shock Syndrome?

Yeah, you basically got the long and the short of it right there.

Welp!  It's something the kids can agree on.

A: Ooh ooh me!  I got the answer to this one.  You know you're getting somewhere when DA HATERZ come and bring DA HATE.  You're not a success until some guy starts making fun of you on Tumblr.  Am I right?  Is that it?!

Huh?  Is that even you, Neiliyo?  I'm not sure if it is--I'm used to two-thirds of your face being obscured by asinine shades.  Either way, I'm pretty sure if you wore that jacket to one of your shows and shimmied during one of your derivative jams you'd send audience members into seizures.  And no, not the funktified kind.  The bad kind, Neiliyo.  The bad kind, understand?

Yeah, I think we can all agree getting drunk on a boat with friends sounds like a pretty solid time.  The lame funktatious whitedogg posturing is what, I would imagine, most take issue with.

Even walking cliches need somewhere to stash their swag.  Neiliyo's swag-stasher of choice, however, is particularly remarkable.  Why, you ask?  Well, this "Mismo M/S Weekend Bag" happens to contain more douchery than is present in an entire Izod catalog.  And it's just one item!  Truly worth blogging about.